MpHfPc RaNdOm OnE-sHoT bOoK (Oh god, what now....)

Movie Night, part 1

Jacob: It's movie night!

Emma: what're we watching?

Jacob: The Hobbit: battle of the five armies.

Bronwyn: huh?

Jacob: just watch.
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Later.....
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Olive: that dwarf guy....he's so greedy!

Millard: this movie defines scientifically incorrect!

Horace: wait...is that midget riding a goat?

Hugh: *shaking his head, facepalms* yes. Yes he is.

Fiona. *snuggles up to Hugh* eh, I don't know. I kinda like it.

Hugh: *smiles like a complete dork* yeah, I guess.....

Claire: it's kind of scary, though.

Bronwyn: look! The elf is riding a giant elk!

Olive: whoa!
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During the credits
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Bronwyn: so *sniffle* beautiful!

Millard: Thoren Oakenshield died? But why?

Emma: that was really good!

Horace: good, but....there clothes were freaking rags!

Jacob: told you it would be good!

Emma: so, what about tommorow?

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