Quagmire x Reader x Bryan

Date Setup

Quagmire, Peter and Joe all helped me refurnish my house. They got almost all of it down in as little as 4 hours, causing me to be really astonished. The rest of the unpacking I could do, it was mainly my clothing. "Thank you so much." I said. "I really appreciate it." I smiled. While they were unpacking, I had left to pick them up some alcohol, as a little treat when they finished. When I brought it out, they had an expression of childish enchantment. "This is for you guys, as a thanks for helping me." They graciously took it, and sat on my couch. I decided to join them and drink with them.

I drank two or three beers and Joe said, "Damn, you can really hold your alcohol."

"Yeah, you're drinking more then Peter." Quagmire remarked.

"Really? I don't drink too often." I said. "Thank you, I guess." I said awkwardly.

About an hour or two passed and they had to leave. It was fun getting to know them, though it was very weird being around Quagmire. He kind of made me uncomfortable. I walked with Peter to their house to pick up my baby sister. I opened the door to the room she was stored in to see Stewie and her looking melancholy. I picked her up and said, "Don't worry. she can come over tomorrow in you would like, I will just have to ask your mother." I smiled at Stewie before leaving.

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It was about 6 PM and I could tell that Olivia was getting hungry and tired. I quickly made her a snack then put her to bed. I was glad she was having fun with her little friend, but he seemed a little.. weird. I sensed he was ahead of his time, which I have no issue letting my little sister have a play date with him. I actually thought it was really cute.

I just sat in the living room and pondered about the people I have met. Everyone was so interesting, and kind. Quagmire was a little weird, though he did make me laugh a few times. I smiled at this thought.

Suddenly, I heard a knocking at the door. I got up and looked through the peep hole, before swinging open the door. "Hello?" I said with a curious expression. "What are you doing here?" I tried not to sound mean. He put one foot in the beginning of the walkway, trying to be slick. I questioned why he put his foot there. 

He repeated my question then said, "You." He laughed. I found this in no way humorous, retained my cold expression.

I attempted to slam the door in his overly big face, forgetting his foot was there. Oh, that's why he put his foot there. "You must have a lot of girls slam doors in your face." I said staring at his, probably aching, foot. 

He chuckled. "I've had my fair share. Can I come in? Giggity." I rolled my eyes. 

"Absolutely no funny stuff." I said with much anger before letting him in. He comfortably sat on my couch, and I decided to sit on the couch across from him. "What do you want?" I said, my voice sounded pompous. 

"You." He said. 

"Stop. What do you want?" I said sternly. 

"Stop what? I'm speaking nothing but raw passion for you." He said. I cringed. 

"I find you revolting." I scoffed at him. 

"I want to take you on a date." He said. 

"Are you deaf?" I said pausing. "I find you very creepy." 

"Please, let me take you out on a date." He said a little more demanding. He got up and sat next to me, putting his hand on my knee. "I want to get to know you." I rolled my eyes, and basically pried his hand away. 

"I guess, but I would like to get breakfast rather then dinner." I said. "I know what your true intentions are." Usually when a guy wants to partake in coitus he'll take you out at night, and this is the type of guy who seems normal enough, but is actually really disgusting. Luckily, I'm a detective. 

"What are you talking about?" He said. "Dinner time is prime time." 

"Breakfast or nothing." I said. 

"What time?" He said with little enthusiasm. 

"8 A.M." 

"How about Lunch?" He smiled. "Around 12 in the afternoon." This seemed to be less of a trick, but I was still skeptic. 

"What's the catch." I say.

"Oh nothing, I just can't wake up around then. I go to bed around 3 A.M." I spaced out.  

"Alright, see you then." He got up and smiled before leaving.