Seven Minutes in Heaven [Osomatsu-San]

The Condom [Osomatsu x Female!Reader]

Who...what...I...gross...

You squint at the object you pulled out.

It was a condom.

A fit of laughter comes from one of the brothers. You look up at the source, and find out it was none other than Osomatsu.

Why am I not surprised? You sigh as you begin to walk into the closet. Before stepping in the closet, you could see that Choromatsu's face was a little red. When Osomatsu comes into the closet, he closes the door, still snickering. You find a wall and lean against it.

"Are you done?" You ask.

"No," He wheezes, "Give me a minute."

You huff slightly, putting your back against the wall and start to collect your thoughts.

I'm in a confined and small room with him of all people. Your tone wasn't in disgust or resentment, more out of nervousness if anything. You fiddle slightly with your item, trying to calm down your nerves.

"Hey," Oso calls out to you, finally done laughing. "You know that's Choromatsu's condom, right?"

You sharply inhale, out of surprise of course. "It is??"

"Yeah, and did you check the size?"

Now that, you hadn't done. Squinting, you try your best to read the label on the condom package. You stifle a laugh when you're able to.

"A small?" You muttered to Osomatsu.

"Yep!" He snickers a bit, coming next to you. His arm brushes up against yours. Blushing harshly, you chuckle, rather nervously. He felt warm against you and...it felt nice.

"[Y/n]?" He says, rather softly, gently even. It startled you a bit.

"Yeah..?"

"I like you."

"Oh shit." That came out quicker than both of you thought.

"That wasn't exactly the response I was looking for.." He laughs lightly.

"Ah- no! I mean-" You sigh harshly, "I didn't think you would like me. Or even say that you do..."

"Why not?" He asks, curiously.

"Well...I mean...you're Osomatsu. You don't typically do that type of stuff, ya know?" You tried to explain. Keyword: tried.

He only shrugged. "I speak my feelings every now and then."

Not really... You thought to yourself.

"I like you, too, though." You say to him with a small smile.

He smiles too, softly chuckling, "Awesome," He pauses for a moment. "Does this make us a couple then?"

"Yeah I guess so..." You couldn't believe how simple that was. Why didn't we play this game sooner?

There's a moment of silence.

"Should we kiss or something?" You ask.

"That would be nice." Osomatsu's smile tugs into a grin.

Both you and Osomatsu lean in closer to each other to close the gap between you two. He cups a hand on your cheek, and pulls you into a kiss. Unexpectedly, the kiss was sweet, his lips were chapped, but you didn't really care. After a couple kisses in, you set your arms lazily on his shoulders as his hands go to your waist, one resting on a hip. You could feel his heart beating out of his chest, and he could probably feel yours.

A few more slow and sweet kisses later, Osomatsu rests his forehead against yours. He mumbles, "I don't want this moment to end."

Not even two seconds later, the door clicks open.

"Whoa, he actually has some moves." Todomatsu mutters as he snaps a picture of the two of you. With a gentle squeeze at the hip, Osomatsu reluctantly pulls away. He also picks up Choromatsu's condom.

Oh..must've dropped it.

You and Osomatsu walk out the closet. When you guys are fully out, he tosses the condom to Choromatsu. "Thanks for letting me borrow it." He adds, with a smug grin. Before he could even finish his sentence, Choromatsu was already up, starting to chase after him.

As Osomatsu gets chased around the house by his brother, you sit down and enjoy the fact that you and your crush are now together and dating.

A/n: Osomatsu?? Being wholesome?? Since when?? 

haha but I hope  you guys enjoyed this!! and no...i'm not dead...

don't really have an excuse (well, I do but like no one wants to hear that soooo...) but i'm gonna try to deliver the best i can!! really excited for the next work tho, it's uhhh fun :)

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