Seven Minutes in Heaven [Osomatsu-San]

The Tiny Baseball [Jyushimatsu x Female!Reader]

Who would...uh...nevermind.. You stopped yourself from thinking the obvious. The only person that would put an even smaller baseball in the hat would be Jyushimatsu.

"Looks like I got your item Jyushimatsu!" You say as you head into the closet. As Jyushimatsu follows behind you, you glance around the room and spot that Ichimatsu seemed a little disappointed.

You close the door to the closet, a little confused by the look Ichimatsu had given you. Putting the thought aside, you face inwards of the closet, figuring out what to do..

I don't really like him like that..I don't think?

"Hey [Y/n]?" Jyushi calls out from a bit of a distance.

"Yeah?"

"We aren't doing anything...right?"

It seems like he read your mind.

"Nothing intimate. We can just talk if you want."

"Yeah, that's fine." He responds, seeming relieved.

Weird...

"Why do you ask?"

Now in Jyushimatsu's POV

I freeze, unsure if I should reveal nii-san's secret.

I could...but he'd kill me.. But [Y/n] can keep a secret! ...Can she?

I've known [Y/n] for a while now, but we aren't really close.

"Uh.." I mutter, still contemplating, and starting to sweat.

They're really good friends, I don't wanna ruin that! But I don't wanna lie to [Y/n]..

"Are you okay?" She asks, slightly concerned.

"Yes..no...maybe..?" I can't decide.

"Look, if you don't want to tell me, you don't ha-"

"Nii-san likes you-" I blurt out, instantly clamping my mouth shut. A moment or two passes before [Y/n] asks, "Which one?"

"I can't say." I reply, voice muffled.

"Why not?" She presses on. I take my hand off my mouth, "He'll kill me.."

"No he won't." She scoffs slightly, trying to be reassuring.

"He'll get close!!" I don't even wanna imagine..

"So, one of your brothers will...nearly bet you to death because you told me that one of them had feelings for me?"

"Yeah..."

"That's pretty ridiculous.."

"[Y/n]-chan, have you met us?" I say a bit sarcastically. "Either way, I can't say.."

[Y/n] sighs, "Alright, I won't pressure you to say anything else. Plus, I don't want you to die." She chuckles softly.

If only she knew...My brothers are crazy..

A moment or two passes before [Y/n] taps (more pokes) my shoulder.

"There you are. Here's your ball." She hands the ball to me, slightly punching me in the stomach in the process.

"Ack- thank you [Y/n].."

"Oh gosh! I'm sorry Jyushi!! Hopefully I didn't get you too hard."

"No, no you're good.."

Looking from behind her, the door opens, Totty stands there with his phone out.

"You okay there nii-san? You're all sweaty and gross." He puts his phone down.

"Uh-ha, yeah! All good nii-san!!" I reassure, following [Y/n] out the closet.

I glance over at Ichimatsu, who glares softly in return. I give him a thumbs up.

She doesn't know...

A/n: I really wanted this to be angsty but uhhh that didn't happen...tbh it's kinda hard to think about that with Jyushimatsu, haha

hope you enjoyed this though!!