The Neighbors //Eddsworld x Fem! reader//

War (part 2)

~~y/n's POV~~

"Ugh, Matt please get off" if he gets sick it's his own fluffing fault.
Matt looked up, with tears in his eyes.

"We thought you were deeeeeead!" Matt then sobbed into my chest hugging me tightly. I looked at the others who all shrugged.
I lent out a very long and raspy sigh.

"Why are you all here?" I asked

"Well we haven't seen you for a while..." Tord said in his normal thick Norwegian accent.

"No shit Sherlock" they all just started at me well except Matt he was to busy trying to get over the fact that I am still alive.
"Why don't you take picture it will last longer." Right on que both Tom and Tord took a picture. Then total silence. Not even sobs from Matt were heard. Just. total. Awkward. Silence. Until Edd spoke up.

"Soooooooo how are you?"

"Peachy." I wasn't really in the mood since I was sick not only that, but it was THAT time of the month. And at that exact moment I could feel the puke crawling up my throat. I shoved Matt off of me before dashing to the bathroom. Unfortunately I didn't make it in time. I might have kept my mouth closed all the way to the toilet, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't shoot out of my nose. The boys all sprinted up after me. I was puking my guts out. Edd rubbed my back, like a mom would, till I coughed up the last of the vomit. I could feel the painful cramping in my stomach that refused to let up. So I laid down on the freezing cold floor to ease the dreadful feeling. Edd wiped my face off with a towel, like a mom. (Thats what always happens when I'm sick)

"How the Hell did you get so sick?" Tom asked with a surprisingly shocked expression.

"I think I might have come from when I was at Eduardo, Mark, and Jon's house."

"WHAT!?" The squad yelled (Edd's crew is squad since you know 4 of them Kk?)

"Why we're you over there!?" Edd fumed

"Maybe because she was tired of hanging out with you losers" Eduardo said in a threatening tone. Oh no I see what's happening.

"If anything you guys are the losers" Tom stated in a monotone voice.

"Yeah!" Shouted the others. I have to stop this before I get a headache as well.

"Oh yeah!"

"Ye-"

"Shut up! All of you out!" I screamed.

"B-but"

"No buts! Butts are for sitting!" I stood up and started shoving them all out of my cramped bathroom. Once I finally got them all out the door I slammed it right in their faces. (Readers very strong if you wonder how she got 7 grown babs out of her house anyway back to the story) They know that I hate it when there is arguing and fighting. They know I'm in pain right now. God they're so ignorant. I walked upstairs to my room and peeked out the window. They were yelling at each other on my lawn. Why today? I closed the curtains and jumped onto my bed. I stared at the ceiling. Totally ignoring all the hormonal men on my lawn. The screaming outside steadily got louder to a point where I was about to take the geode collection I got from my science teacher and start cracking all of there skulls open, but the better solution was plugging in headphones and listening to the tape my parents made for me before the change. Why did they change? I thought about it till I slowly lost consciousness and fell asleep.

~~meanwhile on the lawn~~

"Why should she hang out with losers" Eduardo spat.

"Seriously what is your problem!?" Edd screeched back.