A man walking down the street with a penguin in his bag.
Me: A man?
Leia_S: Yes, a man.
Me: What the actual fuck was he gonna do with that penguin in his bag???
Leia_S: He was gonna rape it.
Me: And that's just bestiality for ya, kids.
He came home to his apartment and laid the penguin on the bed.
Me: I feel bad for that penguin now...
He rolled up on it and started licking, kissing, and biting the penguin's neck.
Me: I think we should stop with the bestiality fanfics now before I get arrested for this...
(Authors' Note: What are we doing with our lives;;;;ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ)
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~Short Stories~
HumorSo basically this is just a bit of short stories, more like one-shots or something like that in one whole thing. Just so you know, this is just a bunch of shit me and other peebles made up together.
