Yankee Doodle went to waste, a-peeing on a Pony;
Stuck a feather in his ass and called it "Macaroni".
Yankee Doodle keep it up, Yankee Doodle's horny,
Mind the Music and the sex and with the Girls be handy.
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~Short Stories~
HumorSo basically this is just a bit of short stories, more like one-shots or something like that in one whole thing. Just so you know, this is just a bunch of shit me and other peebles made up together.
Yankee Doodle
Yankee Doodle went to waste, a-peeing on a Pony;
Stuck a feather in his ass and called it "Macaroni".
Yankee Doodle keep it up, Yankee Doodle's horny,
Mind the Music and the sex and with the Girls be handy.