Once, there was a bitch.
Me: I wanna pet that bitch~!
Leia_S: Am I the bitch or is it both of you?
Lizzy: I'll fuck your mom, how 'bout that?
Me: FUCK ME TOO~~~~
Leia_S: Hey, don't fuck in front of me!
Lizzy: Wanna join us~?
Me: If we were boys then Leia WOULD join us.
Leia_S: I was gonna say that...
Lizzy: LET'S ALL TURN INTO BOYS AND PUT OUR DICKS INSIDE EACH OTHERS' ASSES.
Me: Well shit that's a good idea...But then this would TURN TO SMUT.
Leia_S: I WANT TO TURN YOU TWO INTO BOYS AND THEN GET THE CAMERA START FILMING IT.
Lizzy: GET A FUCKING CAMERA YOU ACORN
Me: Ache porn?
Lizzy: I said acorn...
(Author's note: The author needs to stop writing notes;;;)
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~Short Stories~
HumorSo basically this is just a bit of short stories, more like one-shots or something like that in one whole thing. Just so you know, this is just a bunch of shit me and other peebles made up together.
