so I went to Splash Lagoon yesterday w my cousins right
and I was waiting for them at the bottom of a slide by a wall right
and I walk a lil over to that wall to go around the corner, and I try to avoid walking into two guys but one steps in front of me
right
he's like "hey. wanna go on a ride?"
and I said "um, no sorry. how old are you?"
and he said "I'm seventeen"
and then I said "how old do you think I am?"
and he said "seventeen"
and theen I said "I'm blank (not saying bc (: )"and his face was shocked yaLL
he was like "no you're not"
"yes I am"
"you're lying"
"I'm not lying, I promise"
"you can't be. you're too cute to be blank"guys I was laughing so harD INSIDE OMFFF
And theeen I was like "sorry."
BUT THIS DUDE WA S HELLA CUTE GUYS UGH
WOOPS
bUt ThEEEen he was like "stillwanna go on a ride with me?"
I lowkey rAISED MYEYEBROW AND SHOOK MYHEAD NO AND SAID "no" AND HE WAS LIKE OKAY FINSLLT DEFEATED AND WALKED OFF IT WAS SO FUNNY
then we pass again later walking between slides and he's like "you're not blank"
and I turned and did jazz hands and said "but I am!"
I had a lit day as you can see
but honestly the guy was nice and wasn't rude about things so I was lucky with that bless
so yeah there's that for story time w cat (:
okay bye ((:
cat

YOU ARE READING
cat's nonsense: bleh.
Randomhi. here for the free complimentary pretzels. thanks. book two of cat's nonsense cover image is not mine