The t-shirts are orange
Percy likes blue
It's called Sea of Monsters
Not Percy Jackson 2
This film gets
A worst movie trophy
Why the heck
Is Kronos in this movie?!
That doesn't quite rhyme
Yet it is still true
That scene sucked
And the rest of it too
In the book they were twelve
The movie: sixteen
The cursed blade was Annie's dagger
Not Riptide, you dweebs.
Why am I making
Such a long rant?
'Cause that movie was awful
And let's hope you know that
Me, I blame Gaea
I see you, you creep
I know you made these movies
To be evil, you *bleep*
You it made to punish
Percabeth while in Tartarus,
But you didn't understand
You'd have to deal with us
We're the PJO Fandom
And that is a fact
And when it comes to Percy haters like you
We've made a pact
We will protect the demigods
We hold near to our hearts
And if you think we're bad now
Just wait till we actually start!
We will stab you with pens
Over and over again
Until you realize
We are not your friends
I'll say it once
Only one time
To make it easy
I've put it in a rhyme
We're taking you out
It's guarantied; thus
If we're going down,
We're taking you with us!
So hurry and run
Down to Tartarus you go
If you dare come back
We'll make your death a show
We are strong and mighty
More so than Hercules
I know what you're thinking
We got it, jeez!
I'm just making it clear
I'm not standing for
The ignorance of people
Who haven't even read the dam books!
And that's all.
(I made all of this but the first four lines. I found that somewhere else. Not sure where though. So if you want to use this, ask first please)
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