Uzumaki Naruto, an Exceptional Shinobi

Filler 004: The Dinner Date with the Family

|The Dinner|

Naruto sighed heavily and started to head home. As he appeared in front of his house, the door swung open revealing a smiling Kushina and a bored looking Kakashi. "Let's go!" Kushina said. Naruto raised an eyebrow at this before turning towards his father, "You sure this won't cause anything?" Minato asked unsurely. Naruto shakes his head, "No. If it did, I wouldn't have been here in the first place." Minato nods his head and places his hand on Naruto's shoulder, while his mother hugs him from the waist while giggling. Minato's eyebrow twitched, "I can't believe I am getting jealous of my own son," he grumbled.

Naruto chuckled sheepishly, "It's the genes." He then turned towards to the young Kakashi, "What?" Naruto mentally was chocking him before sighing heavily and place a hand on Kakashi's head. "Hold on." Everyone's eyes, but Naruto's, widen in shock when everything around them stretched and faded into thin bright lights. Naruto stared in front of him, undeterred, while his company were having a meltdown. 'Hehehe, I could use this as blackmail,' Kurama chuckled. It was Naruto's turn for his eyebrow to twitch in irritation. As fast it started, it ended quick and they were now standing at the house they have come to known. Kushina, Minato, and Kakashi all stared at the house in shock. The house itself didn't change much, but it was the occupants waiting for them in front of the door.

"DAD! YOU'RE BACK!" Jin shouted as he rushed to Naruto. Naruto chuckled as he caught Jin before chocking him, "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP PAINTING THE DAMN HOKAGE MONUMENT!?" Minato, Kushina, and the young Kakashi all stepped back and stare at the scene in shock. "Ack! P-Py-Pyro....h-help...m-me!" Pyro only huffed as he looked away from the scene. "T-Tai-Taisuke!" Taisuke paled before looking away too, "Y-You're on your own," he stuttered. "T-Tsu-Tsukimi!" The only girl look uneasy at the scene before braving up and walked towards her father. "N-No w-way! Are you serious?!" both Taisuke and Pyro look at her in shock. Tsukimi ignored her brothers as she continued to her father, who was still chocking Jin, "D-Dad?" Naruto paused and look towards Tsukimi.

"Who are these people?" she asked as she mentions to Naruto's parents and the young Kakashi. Naruto blink for a moment before releasing Jin, "Oh, I almost forgot," he stated. Minato chuckled nervously as he immediately looks at his wife. He acts just like her. Jin was on the ground coughing, "T-Th-Thanks...T-Tsu-Tsukimi," he panted out. Naruto then mention for his children to get closer and looks at his parents. "These four are my children," Naruto ducked in time before a pan had hit him on the head. His eyes turned to look at his mother, her wild red hair flair up like tentacles and her eyes glowed yellow as her body shadowed over. "YOU HAVE CHILDREN AT THIS AGE NARUTO?! YOU SHOULD HAVE WAITED TO HAVE CHILDREN AFTER YOU WERE MARRIED!!"

Naruto gave her a deadpanned look causing Minato and young Kakashi to look at him in nervousness, "Settle down woman. I didn't have children of my own," Naruto sighed heavily as he brushed off his mother. Minato and young Kakashi all froze up in fear, "WHAT YOU JUST SAY?!" Naruto knew he screwed up, but he kept on his brave façade in trying to calm his mother. "I don't have children of my own, these four are my adoptive children. I rescue them from abuse," Naruto said. Kushina immediately relaxed and went back to normal causing Minato and young Kakashi to look at them with wide eyes and their jaws touching the ground.

Naruto mentally cried in relief, "The oldest."

"I am Uzumaki-Chi Taisuke, pleasure in meeting you," Taisuke bowed. "The second oldest." Tsukimi bowed beside her brother, "I am Uzumaki-Nakahara Tsukimi." Naruto turn his attention to Pyro, "Third oldest." Pyro glance over at the young Kakashi before bowing, "Uzumaki-Kazahana Pyro," he mumbled. "And—I'M UZUMAKI-OTAKE JIN!! AND ONE DAY I AM GOING TO BE ANBU!" Naruto tensed up at the sudden comeback of his youngest son. Minato chuckled as he glances once again at his wife, they aren't related but still acts like her. "A loser like you will never be ANBU," Pyro commented boredly. Jin growled and appeared in front of him, "WHAT YOU SAY TEME!?"