WTF Moment: Silver strips the female character out of her Team Rocket Uniform in the game during the Team Rocket invasion of the Radio Tower, magically changing her back into her clothes in public...(wow that was a mouthful...)
Written by: Rose
Corresponding Game(s): HeartGold/SoulSilver
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The brunette girl creeped over to the staircase of the radio tower first floor, impatience filling her very being to get though the entire team rocket army in her desguise.
This is Lyra for you, the brunette who dresses in a team Rocket uniform so she can sneak past the guards and free the tower. Of course, just in case she brought along her trusty Meganium and the rest of her team, but that is only if someone somehow reconizes her.
That would ruin her flawless plan for sure.
"Let me through!" A harsh voice boomed as a teenage boy struggled past the gaurds at the front entrance.
Oh please don't tell me it's who I think that is!! Lyra mentally begged Arceus, tensing up before huddling to the side of the staircase to hide... This was an idiotic move because it was so noticable the to the trainer she hoped wouldn't see her, was the first think that caught their attention.
The redheaded boy stormed over, "Lyra?!" He sqwaked, "What are you doing here?"
The female trainer's face reddened, "H-Hey Silver..."
"Don't 'hey Silver' me! Why in hell are you wearing that trash?!" The boy, presumably Silver, yelled in anger at his rival.
Lyra flinched, "W-well you see, I--"
Silver glared at her with his smokey eyes, "No excuses. You are not going to wear that." His voice was low and menicing, it sent chills down Lyras back.
She began to sulk away towards the first floor restrooms, "Fine, I will change... But now my-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" She screamed as the pale trainer pulled Lyra back by her collar. He ripped off her black hat and threw it to the ground. Followed by him tearing off her jacket, only leaving her plain white bra which she quickly thew her arms over. Silver wasn't listening to his rivals constant protests and he took off her black skirt and grey boots.
Within moments, Lyra was standing in the middle of a lobby filled with MALE rocket grunts and a female clerk in nothing but her undergarments.
"Silver..." She growled, glaring at her rival.
"LYRA!" Another voice yelled. Freezing up she turned her head to see her childhood friend Ethan come running in, "I came to help stop... team... Ro...cke....t...."
CLICK!
Lyra was inraged and nearly leapt ontop of Ethan in anger, "GIVE ME THAT CAMERA NOW YOU LITTLE PEICE OF SHIT!" From behind, two arms pulled Lyra back and her face was covered in a red shirt.
"ETHAN HELP ME GET THE SHIRT ON!" Silver yelled. Once her, angry, head popped out of the head hole the boys were shoving on her overall shorts and clasping the ends together, "Ethan, toss me her hat!"
The white hat flew aross the air with its red bow fluttering and Silver fit it onto the brown-eyed girls head. Once she was fully clothed again she bitch slapped both boys as hard as she could, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! YOU STRIPPED ME IN THE RADIO TOWER AND THEN DRESSED ME! AND I KNOW ONE OF YOU TOUCHED MY BUTT AND NOW WHEN I FIND OUT WHO, THEY WILL DIE BY MY HANDS!!!"
Ethan shrunk back but Silver just shrugged, "I just really hated seeing you dressed as one of them."
"That. Does. Not. Justify. What. Just. Happened." Lyra panted, "I could report both of you to officer Jenny for sexual harassment now." With that, Lyra spun around to march up the steps and beat team rocket the hard way.
Once she was gone Silver nudged Ethan in the rib, "How much for a copy?"
"Free of charge..." Ethan snickered, passing a photo to Silver who had to cover his nose from getting a nosebleed... If someone did, per say, look at the team rocket grunts in the room, the would see each one with tissue paper in their noses.
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A/N: So yeah, I never understood this. Why not fade to black and then back when Lyra is dressed nomally? Not having your rival all of a sudden undress you and then put you in your normal clothes! Its- just- no.... I hope you enjoyed the chapter!
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~A. Rose
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