Senju Gone Uchiha! (Naruto)

Chapter 6

Hashirama/Mika's POV

I stood up, after hacking my heart out, with a sheepish smile.

"Hiiii Hokage-Sama...." I drawled sheepishly. Hiruzen merely sighed at me before glancing at a still stomaching crying Tsukimoto.

"Never again!" Tsukimoto wailed, rolling around on the floor while holding his stomach. I sweatdropped at him before turning to look at all the Joūnin.

Hatake Kakashi, Sarutobi Asuma, Yūhi Kurenai, Mitarashi Anko, Mor-

"YOUTH!"

-Morino Ibiki, Maito Gai and is that Tsuchishiro over there!?

"Tsuchishiro!!!" I called, waving my hand wildly.

"Kill me."

Tsukimoto perked up with a smirk as he stared as Tsuchishiro, eying him like a piece of meat.

"I will after I eat you." He purred, wiggling his eyebrows. Tsuchishiro groaned before turning to Hiruzen and gave him a pleading look, which he nodded to. Tsuchishiro lifted his right hand and disapeared, taking Tsukimoto's happiness with him.

"MY LOVE!" He dramatically yelled, holding his heart and falling on his back. I merely cackled at his misfortune and turned to the watching attendees.

"Didn't know I had lovers." I teased, making a few of them cringe. I turned to Hiruzen and grinned.

"Saru-Chan," He cringed. "The lolipop, flower and carrot's base has gone boom." I chirped, using my hands to show him an explosion.

Tsukimoto jumped over to me and nodded, leaning on my shoulder as we made dramatic hand gestures.

"OK." Hiruzen simply muttered as I twisted my head to look at Tsukimoto.

"Whats your dream?" I asked randomly, people began to stare as Tsukimoto just shrugged.

"To own a harem." He said, making me blink.

"With who in it?"

"Tsuchishiro for one. He'll be my bitch," Anko let out a bark of laughter as did Ibiki. "Along with Hyuuga Neji. He'll be everyones bitch in my harem. I also want Uchiha Itachi. His ass... its just..." He trailed off, using his hands to gesture.

"Damn." I whisted for him. He nodded before gaining sparkly eyes.

"I want a harem as well. Maybe getting Kakashi-" Said man choked on air then yelled out a 'I'm to old for you!' "Also Akasuna No Sasori. I want him. Also Naruto. My Uzumaki. And Nagato, red heada forever. Maybe get lesbian and add Terumi Mei." I told Tsukimoto, who nodded.

"Wise choices. Naruto could be an Uke, Sasori a Uke/Seme, same with Nagato. Kakashi would fuck you all-" Again Kakashi yelled out a 'Still to old for you!' "And when you want to go lesbian then Mei would be the best."

Hiruzen coughed, stopping us from planning on who to fuck and not. I leaned over to Tsukimoto and hissed. "Gaara is mine."

He cursed.

"Stop stealing all the red heads!" He barked, making me growl.

"Uzumaki baes!" I argued, making him pause before nodding slowly.

"True. They could go on forever. Plus how did Suna get red heads without the Uzumaki clan?"

"Ahh young grasshopper," Tsukimoto glared at me. "The only reason Rasa chose Gaara is because they must have Uzumaki blood in them. Remember, Uzumaki's are a powerful clan. With great asses."