Okaii so blueinsummer has challenged meh to do this so blame it on her and not the sunshine or moonlight if it's just plain bad (btw soz I just had to add a bit of Michael Jackson in there😉😅 ) anyways apparently I have to come up with a story abou...
"So James what's with everyone here acting so wackadoodles?" James raised an eyebrow and looked at me as if I was riding a unicorn through cloud cookoo land, yeah she's just that awesome at expressions, "whatcha mean everyone seems to be normally normal to me in fact most people here are as boring as a skeleton teaching maths," James shuddered at even the thought of maths, then again don't we all "you haven't noticed all these peeps acting like creepy staring bobble heads at all?" I asked gesturing to the people surrounding us who were still being weird and staring, "well they do seem to be staring like you like an Oreo to milk..." James said scrunching up her face as if she was trying to figure out something, suddenly her eyes lit up like a rainbow and she quickly whispered to me "I think I've cracked it..." "You two at the back!" Our pumpkin faced teacher fumed "pay attention u little hooligans! Now Jade,.." she said pointing to James next to me huh guess that was her name, the teacher continued "solve this, if you have ten cakes and someone takes two of them how many to you have?" oh thank the baby Jesus, Jade had scored an easy question at leasts that's what I thought till she answered "ten" the teacher sighed and spoke again "ok well when someone forcibly takes two of your cakes how many would you have left?" Jade smirked and said "ten and a dead body" the teacher huffed it seemed Jade did this a lot, just then the bell came aringing, guess it heard all off our SOS signals either that or god is feeling kind today if so thank ya god your the best. Jade and I got out there like Usain Bolt, "I'm guessing Miss Pumpkin isn't on team Jade" I say laughing, "nope every time she talks I expect to see flying monkeys and her saying I'll get you Dorothy and you'r little dog too or in my case I'll get you Jade and your little skittles too," Jade said laughing and coincidentally stuffing her mouth to the brim with skittles, "I take it someone has a small problem with skittles," I say while grinning, Jade suddenly glares at me "do not diss the jadess," she growled and I took a step back, man this girl took her skittles seriously, suddenly Jade burst out laughing "you should have seen your face it was more priceless than a Picasso painting" she said still in fits of laughter. I scowled at her "oh your so hilarious" I said rolling my eyes, "I know imma like the next Mr Bean," she said grinning like she Cheshire Cat and by that i mean evilly, "Anyways before Miss know it all interrupted us what were you gonna say you said you figured out why everyone was acting so mad hatterish," "Yeah first of all that woman seriously needs a fairy godmother to work some bibbidi bobbidi boo on her although I don't even think that'll be enough anyways what I was gonna say is... "
Ooo a cliffhanger try go fishing down there to see if ya can figure out the genius that is ma mind might be a very scary place just saying😉and ik what ur thinking yes I did have to mention skittles I mean they make everything better cause skittles r the holy substance given to us by angels😉🌈(don't judge me imma like obsessed with skittles they're like ma bae okay I also <3 tangfastics and waffles but skittles r still the golden child😉) moving on from the holy foods hope ya enjoyed dis chapter and merci for reading and now onto the the laws of Stormy pretty pls vote if ur on #teamJade❤️ and comment if u wanna have a bit of a rant bout an snooty annoying as a monkey on skates teacher or ya know something normal 😉 And now that's over with the skittles obsessed Stormy⛈ shall climb a tree lika Tarzan and leave ya peps😉
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