By David Attenburger The common Cheeseburger (which is so important it needs a capital C) is made up of onions, pickles, buns, burger, cheese, tomato sauce and mustard.
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The common Cheeseburger is very important to the Cheeseburger race. The common Cheeseburger's habitat is at Mc Donalds. If you are lucky you might see a common Cheeseburger... and feast upon it's tasty buns!
Some people keep the common Cheeseburger as a pet, but minutes later the common Cheeseburger is eaten and digested by the humble species known as ' The Human Being', But the citizens of Burgersville call them 'The Human Bean'.
To identify this extraordinary species of Cheeseburger, you must observe. If you look closely you can see that there are many sub-species of Cheeseburger. There is the single Cheeseburger, the wild double Cheeseburger and the untamable triple Cheeseburger. We will mention those in other chapters of the book.
