The Life of A Hufflepuff (retired spam)

Secrets

So, my sister was all like "All my exes moved to Texas." and I was all like "No, you ain't got no exes because otherwise I would know about them."

Sis: Timmy
Me: Tinder
Sis: I said Timmy
Me: Yeah, and I said Tinder. What's your point?
Sis: o_O
Me: ;)
Sis: No
Me: Yup. Yup. Yuppers.

In my mind:

Me: I would know if she had a boyfriend.........

Also me: If he broke up with her then I would break him........

Again me: I did grab a knife the other day when I heard someone knocking on our door.........

Me: Where's that knife?

Also me: I'm hungry.

Again me: Ooooh! Let's go to the pool.

Me: o.o

Me: No.

Also me: Food?

Me: Always, I mean yes.

My sister: You're such a fanatic.

Me: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Me: Oh wait that was Brooke.

Again me: Can we find that knife to chop some bacon up, maybe?

Me: I've got my go to thing, already.

All of Me (ALLLLLL OF MEEEEE LOVES ALLLLLL OF FOOOOD! Sorry, when you mention a reference you got to bring up that thing that was the reference and all (of meeeee!) sorry, I'll stop now) : Chips

Me: Yup.

Now I'm thinking of the song from Pretty Little Liars.

🎵Gotta secret gotta keep it, locked up in your brain. Lock it in your pocket, taking this one to the grave.🎵

Anyone else?

I'm just gonna leave now........

Bye now!

There was A DOLPHIN!!!!

I SAW A DOLPHIN!!!!

Screech,
Hufflepuff0805