My dream came true [ Underfell Sans X Reader ] || COMPLETED

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The aftertaste was a bit sour but it still tasted amazing. That was definitely not normal tea and I liked it. Me, Undyne, Chara and Eleni got drunk like crazy. Alphys and Samanta just drank water because they already knew what kind if tea it was. Apparently, this tea was made from a plant wich was poisonous to monsters and humans, but it didn't taste like anything to spiders. Once chopped, bashed and boiled it became relaxing to spiders but alcoholic to monsters and hella alcoholic to humans. That's why Muffet calls it tea. I didn't care though. It was about time I got drunk for once in life. Through the party I became closer to Samanta and Eleni, that's before I got drunk. I don't think they would even approach me if they heared the crap I spit out of my mouth when drunk.

I was already drunk after my first tea cup, but silly me decided to drink more. So did Eleni. Chara got drunk in the third half-cup. Undyne though started to get drunk only after her third cup. Then loud  music started playing. We, the drunk, started to dance 'lil  inappropriately. Toriel couldn't stand it anymore.

"THAT'S IT!!! WE'RE GOING HOME!!!!"

"NO WE'RE NOT OLD LADY. JUST SIT SOMEWHERE AND READ SOME BORING BOOKS" Undyne screamed.

Then Alphys joined Toriel.

"Ma'am, I know this got a little too much, but Undyne can't be convinced easily. Trust me. All we can do is wait for her to get bored."

"*sigh* Fine. Then just let me settle (Y/n) down."

Then she pulled her phone out from a hiddden pocket on her dress and texted Edgy.

"Hey Sans. It is I, Toriel. Can you please come to pick (Y/n) up? She got a little drunk."

Immediately after Edgy appeared in front of her.

"where is she?" He said with a worried look on his face. Toriel pointed at me. Edgy ran to me and grabbed my hand. A second later we were at his room, though not alone. All the boys were there, Asriel looked a little off too. Flowey looked pissed off on Frisk's shoulder.

"Ayyyyyyyy 'sup homiiiiiiiiies" i said

"(Y/n), my child, are you ok?" Asgore asked.

"Pffffffffftt, 'fcourse I am! Why wouldn't I?"  Then I grabbed the nearest vodka bottle and drank almost half of it.

"alrite, everyone out, (y/n) has to sleep"

"Whaaaaaaat? Alreadyyy? But we just started to have fuuun." Asriel said putting his left arm around my shoulder. Then with his right arm he grabbed the vodka bottle from my hand and drank it all.

"Yeaaaaaaa, see? Asriel knows what's best. Right Ass?"

Asriel and I laughed bending over and holding our stomachs.

"That's it. We're leaving. Thanks for the night Sans." Asgore said.

Asgore picked Asriel up and they all left the room. I was alone... with Edgy.

"Heyyyyy Edgyyyy!! Are you red tea?"

"wha-"

"Cuz I'm about to start a competeation here."

"heh, well i know vodka is not the answer but it was worth a shot."

"Aw c'mon Edgyyyy. You'll need a lot more createavitea than that to beat me. Show me some good qualitea puns"

"sorry kitten didn't mean to sound so cheeky"

"Wha-"

I noticed that Edgy was staring at my butt.