This is anywhere in public - shops, pubs, car parks, absolutely anywhere and everywhere.
Again, Most of these are not mine.
Enjoy!!
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1. Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
2. Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
3. Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.
4. Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
5. Go to a pet shop and buy bird seed. Then ask the person at the desk how long it will take the birds to grow.
6. Shout "For Narnia!" and charge into a store, knocking over everything in your way.
7. Go to a Chinese restaurant and ask for Mexican food.
8. Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
9. Dress up like a grandma and break dance in the shop.
10. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
11. Go to to a fast food restraunt and ask for a Krabby Patty.
12. Tell your dad, loudly, in a busy public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"
13. Dress up as Ronald McDonald and go to Burger King.
14. Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario.
15. Go to McDonalds and ask for fries without the potatoes.
16. Go to a clothes store, go in the front window and pretend to be a manikin.
17. Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling "GRANDMA!!"
18. Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
19. Call a random phone number and yell, "Where is my fried chicken dude?!"
20. Stand on the side of the road with a hair dryer and point it at cars.
21. Go to the cinema and shout "HE'S THE MURDERER!" whenever someone new comes on screen.
22. Walk up to somebody and say "I'm not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.
23. Make an old lady help you across the street.
24. Go to a clothing store, hide in a rack, and when people are browsing through, yell, "PICK ME!!!
25. Dress up as a superhero pretending to stop bank robbers.
26. Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.
27. Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, "I SAID DIET!!"
28. Roll a tennis ball onto a busy road and see if it goes under the wheels. (I did this once and an eighteen wheeler came by. The stupid ball missed every. Single. Wheel. It's fun.)
29. Lie down in the middle of the path. If people try to step over you, grab their ankles.
30. Walk calmly up to a random person and scream at them. Then walk away normally.
31. Dress up as Superman and go into a shop with an escalator. Do the Superman flying pose going up.
32. Dress up as Spiderman with that weird string-in-a-can thing, spray people and tell them that you've ran out of web. Pursue your next victim.
33. Sit on a cardboard box and tell people who walk by that they're trespassing.
34. Go to McDonalds and ask for directions to KFC.
35. Wear a shirt that says "FREE HUGS", hug a really buff guy and say "That'll be 50p."
36. Fill a bucket with bouncy balls and dump them down a stair well with people in it and yell, "MY BALLS!!!"
37. Dress as a chicken, go to KFC and shout at people "YOU'RE EATING MY BABIES!!!"
38. Follow strangers around the department store and laugh hysterically every time they touch anything.
39. Go to the movies with a spray bottle of water. Keep sneezing and spraying the person in front of you.
40. Wearing old-style clothes ask some people what year it is then scream, "IT WORKED!" and run off laughing hysterically.
