Sonata [SEBASTIAN STAN]

SEVENTY TWO

virginity war
[10+ participants]

falcon
i thought i should change the name of the gc now that tom's in this movie

spiderman
LEAVE ME ALONE

spiderman
I'M A LEGAL ADULT

spiderman
I GO TO THE GYM

black widow
i mean america's teens don't exactly hate him if you know what i mean

antman
neither does middle aged america

spiderman
gross

spiderman
but i appreciate it

scarlet witch
honestly mackie what do you think he just sits around all day scrapbooking

captain america
yes

iron man
yes

winter soldier
yes

spiderman
admittedly i have dabbled in scrapbooking but that's neither here nor there

falcon
jesus fuck

black widow
why do you speak like you're 78 years old tom

spiderman
how dare you i speak the common tongue!

winter soldier
i'm going to pull your common tongue out of your mouth

antman
damn son

black widow
he's been so tense ever since his wife left him

captain america
too soon

winter soldier
or maybe tom's just a little shit

iron man
okay leave the kid alone

antman
i'm shocked you're defending tom

iron man
yeah well june isn't here to do it

scarlet witch
i miss june

black widow
i wish she was in this gc

black panther
legally we're not allowed to talk about infinity war with her though

winter soldier
she asks me for spoilers 4 times a day

winter solider
i think she feels left out

antman
well now i'm sad

black panther

scarlet witch
can't she compose infinity war too??

iron man
she's got that big concert rn remember

falcon
i've seen her snapchat stories she practices like 7 hours every day

scarlet witch
she works too hard :(((

spiderman
i want my mom back

winter soldier
i want her back too kid

AUTHOR'S NOTE: the next 3 chapters are probably going to be lame fillers leading up until the end sorry in advance