A/N: Y'all's Attitude Is Hilarious Y'all Just Make The Situation Worse So The Ones Who Have A Problem With How I Work My Business This Is Your Fault Cause After This I'm Deleting My Story If I Want Feedback On Y'all Think And What Y'all Think I Should Do Next Then Im Delete It If It's A Problem Be Glad Y'all Got A Story If I'm Busy And Not Updating I'm Busy I Got Things To Do I Have A Job I'm Writing Music I'm Spending Time With Family I'm Touring With My Brother I'm Helping Others With There Books I'm A Busy Mother Fucker. I Hardly Get Sleep So Chill About Comments I Don't Even Need! Enjoy :)
Chris
"ANOTHER KID CHRIS AND THE FACT SHE HAD YOUR SON BEFORE ME, YOU SLEEP WITH EVERY PUSSY YOU SEE, DONT YOU?!" Milan yelled at me pacing our bedroom.
"You Mad Or Nah?"
"You Just Want Me To Slap You"
"Just Calm The Fuck Down The Kids Are Sleeping"
"NO IM NOT CALMING THE FUCK DOWN DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FUCKING KIDS THAT IS"
"4"
"5!"
I Was Confused On Where She Got The Fifth Kid.
"I'm Pregnant Chris" She sat on the bed and sighed.
"You don't want a baby"
"That's too many for me I'm still young with 5 kids"
"Not all of them are yours"
"But when we get married they are gonna be mine, so I might as well start now"
"But you don't have too, Now can't you be happy for us? We are having us a baby"
"Yes I Can Be Happy, We Having A Baby" she kissed my lips.
"Finally I Been Waiting For Him"
"Him?"
"Milo Our Son Remember I Told You What Happened When I Died"
"Yea You Seen The Future"
"He's Finally With Us"
"You Sir Have Too Many Kids At Your Age"
"Yep And I Love Em All"
"Chris Do You Love Me?" She said seductively.
"Of Course"
"How Much?" She sat on top off me.
"Girl Out Of This World"
"Really?"
"Mhm" I licked my lips.
I'm Bout To Get Some Tonight.
"Okay That's All I Want To Know Good Night" she rolled next to me.
"Fo Get You"
She laughed.
-2 Weeks Later-
"Let's See A Bed, Dresser, Letters"
"Boob" Carson spoke.
"Boob?"
"Mil"
"He Want Breast Fed" I said.
"I Got Boobs Daddy"
I raised an eyebrow at Christine.
"Whatcha Tryna Say?"
"I'll Feed Him"
I looked at Carson and bursted out laughing. I shook my head and tried to catch my breath.
"You To Young To Breast Feed"
"Oh"
"Yea, Now Let's Get His Crib Take Him Home And Feed Him"
"Kay"
-
I opened the front door to the house and held a sleeping Carson. I walked upstairs and Milan was on her laptop looking so cute in her glasses and sloppy bun. She looked up at me and smiled.
"Hi Baby" she said holding up her arms for me.
"Hey Beautiful" I gave her a kiss.
Carson stirred in his sleep.
"Can you watch him while I make something to eat for the kids"
"Sure Hon" She closed her laptop and grabbed Carson from me.
"Kisses Before I Go"
She puckered her lips and I grabbed her face placing kissing all over her face and she laughed trying to push me off.
"Stop!"
I shook my head.
"Please"
"Nope I Love You Too Much To Stop"
"I Love You Too But I Can't Breathe" She Laughed.
I stopped and went to the kitchen.
Milan
"You are a cute baby Carson"
I laid him next to me and went back to work. After about 5 minutes Carson started crying.
"Aw don't cry" I put my laptop away and picked him up.
I started rubbing his back and I took him downstairs in the kitchen where Chris was.
"Why You Crying Chunk?"
"Tum Tum" he pointed to his belly.
"He's Hungry Hurry Up And Cook"
"I'm Almost Done"
"DADDY!" Christine Yelled.
"Yes!"
"She's Here!!"
"Okay Come Open The Door For Them"
"Them?" I Asked.
"Yea Halo And Harmony Her Mom"
Halo And Harmony Walked In The Kitchen.
"Hi Daddy!" Halo Hugged Chris To Death And He Kissed Her Head.
"Hey Baby, You Hungry?"
"Yea"
"I'm Almost Done Cooking Go Sit At The Table All Of Y'all"
"Daddy Can We Go To The Park?"
"Yea Later"
"Okay"
"Chris Can You Hurry Up? I Got Somewhere To Be" Harmony Said.
"Whatcha Need?" I Asked.
"Don't Worry About It" She Looked Over At Me Then Back At Chris.
"Aye Watch Who You Talking To Or You Ain't Getting Shit, And Watch Them Eyes Too..Don Lost Yo Damn Mind Talkin To My Fiancé Like Dat And In Front Of Me You Coo Coo For Some Damn CoCo Puffs Better Take Damn Seat"
"Oh Your The Fiancé...I Thought You Were A Babysitter, You Look Young But Hi I'm Harmony Halo's Mom"
"Hi I'm Milan Christine And Mylans Mom And Chris's Fiancé"
"And Don't Leave Milo Out! Wait Til He Get Here So I Can Snitch"
"Shut Up" I Laughed.
"Y'all Are Really Cute, Chris Never Mentioned How Pretty You Are"
"Why Do I Have Too? You Know I Aint Gon Get Wit A Ugly Bish" He Put The Kids Food On There Plate And Gave It To Them.
"Chris Shhh Yo Goofy Ass" Harmony Said.
"Stick A Dick In It Harmony" We All Laughed.
He Dug In His Pocket Pulling Out A Wallet And He Grabbed 3 Hundred Bills.
"Thanks Bye Halo Be Good For Daddy And Milan Love You"
"Okay Mommy Love You Too"
Harmony Left And I Went To Talk To Chris.
"Can We Talk?" I Said Sitting On The Couch.
"Yea Sure Babe What's On Your Mind?"
"We're You Engaged To Alisha?"
"Yea For A Month Then We Broke Up And Got Back Together Why?"
"She Said We Will Never Get Married Cause You And Her Was Engaged For Years So We Will Be The Same"
He Chuckled.
"Nah We Got Is Way Better Than Her And I Had If I Wanted Too I Make The Wedding Be Tonight"
"Awe" I Smiled.
"Come Sit On Daddy's Lap, You And Baby Boy"
I Laughed And Sat On His Lap.
"Ouch My Dick"
I Sat Up And He Laughed.
"Just Kidding But Look What I Got"
He Held Up A Envelope.
"The DNA Results?" I Asked.
"Yep" He Opened It.
"Before You Pull It Out Do You Think He's Your Son Or Not?"
"Honestly No This Baby Look Nothing Like Me"
"Open The Envelope"
He Opened The Envelope And Read The Paper Inside.
"I Told You He Was My Son He Looks Just Like Me I Never Doubted Him In The World"
"But You Just Sai-" I Laughed.
"Ssshhhhh That's The Past" He Said Cutting Me Off Putting His Finger On My Lip.
I Bit His Finger And He Jerked His Hand Back. He Started Kissimg His Finger And I Got Up Sitting Carson In Chris's Lap.
"Wake Him Up So He Can Go Eat Before We Leave"
"Ight"
I Ran Upstairs And Got Dressed.
Chris
"Car- Car" I stood him up and he pouted in his sleep.
"Noo"
"Wake Up Fatty" I Kissed His Cheeks And He Opened His Eyes.
He Looked At His Surroundings.
"You Hungry?"
He Nodded And I Went In The Kitchen And Made Him A Plate And Ripped His Grilled Cheese Into Pieces.
"Y'all Helping Mylan Eat?"
"Yes Daddy" Halo Said.
"Okay Y'all Don't Want Bubby To Starve"
"Nooo"
"Alright I'm Ready To Go" Milan Said Dressed In A Pair Of Sweats And Gammas.
*
Everyone Finished Eating And We All Walked Down The Street To The Park. I Let Them All Run Around And Play.
"Daddy!" Mylan Yelled.
"Wussup! Chunk"
"Swig" He Pointed To The Swing.
"Here I Come"
I Walked Over To Him And Put Him In The Baby Swing.
"Ready For Take Off"
"YEAAA" He Screamed.
I Grabbed The Swing And Pushed Him High Above My Head And Let Go. I Started Pushing Him And He Was Just Cracking Up.
