Mickey: Minny, where were you?
Minny: I was at the club.
Mickey: Doing what?
Minny: Selling Flintstones Vitamins.
Mickey: Damn it Minny-
Minny: You better shut the hell up before I take your tail and shove it up your ass.
A/N: Just a note this entire book was inspired by my friend XD

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Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (GONE WRONG)
HumorWhat happens behind the scenes of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? Ever wondered what could go wrong with Mickey Mouse? Well, read and then you'll know all the answers to your questions. (WARNING: OFFENSIVE)