WARNING: i was watching a Seinfeld episode in the making of this
"YES!" Draymond cheered as the gang was served their food. "FINALLY, I'm starving."
Kevin facepalmed and grew red in embarrassment. "Jesus..."
Klay looked at Kevin's plate. "What the hell did you order?"
"Oatmeal, what's your problem?" Kevin replied.
"It looks like shit."
"Yeah, that's what I eat for breakfast," Kevin shoved a spoonful in his mouth, "EVERYDAY. And guess what, I LOVE IT."
Klay cringed.
"Well, what did you get?" Draymond stared at Klay's plate.
"Eggs and sausage."
"Pft, 'eggs and sausage'. What are you having, an orgy?" Draymond smirked.
Klay slammed his face against the table. "I've lost my appetite."
Kevin ate his oatmeal. He pointed his spoon at Steph. "Whu bout you, lil guy?"
Steph looked down at his plate. "Uh, pancakes. And fruit."
"That's a giant ass banana on your plate," Draymond said with toast in his mouth. "Who the fuck puts a whole unpeeled banana on a pancake?"
"Well, I mean," Kevin ate more oatmeal, "I mean, at least butter that banana, y'know?"
"Stfu y'all, I like bananas, is that a problem?" Steph unpeeled the fruit.
"Yea-"
"No," Klay immediately responded with a huge pervy smile on his face. "I love bananas too."
"Bananas?" Draymond began. "More like bIG dICK-"
Klay quickly threw his spoon at Dray.
"Fucking eat your food you twats," Kevin ate more oatmeal.
And of course, Klay watched Steph fucking take all that banana in. Fuck yea, it's hot as fUCK. MmMMMmm sTEAMY MOTHERFUCKERS yEah bITCH
KMS
"How often do you eat bananas?" Klay asked.
Steph stared at Klay. "What."
"Uh...how often you eat bananas?"
Steph blinked. "I'm sorry, wHat?"
"I SAID HOW OFTEN YOU EAT BANANAS?"
Steph stared. "What-"
"HOW OFTEN-"
"Why-"
"HOW-"
"wh-"
"HOE"
"w"
"OFdn ABABAS"
"Wha-"
"VAGINA"
The next day, Klay brought a fucking shitload of bananas to practice.
"Yee, I brought the good stuff," Klay said to everyone.
Shaun picked up a piece of fruit. "Klay?"
"Uh hunh?"
" the fuck you think we are"
"...gay?"
"heh, u rite"
Steph walked by the pile of bananas. "Oh my God, what the fuck did you do Klay"
"It's all for you," Klay said. "I pile of vaginas. I mean, bananas."
"Klay, you're a vagina."
"I know..."
