I wrote this with a friend while waiting in a line at Disneyland.
Klephen
"Klay my home home homie of my homeisters what ya doing my homie" Steph said.
Klay sighed. "I do not have time for you right now homie. I have to be with homie-homie, my other home home homie."
"What do you mean your other home home homie? ... klay.... are you cheating on me with another homie?" Steph said in disbelief.
Klay shed a tear. "It's not like that broski homie french fry potato tot. The other homie is a burnt french fry tomato pot."
"Your lying!" Steph said ripping their best homie bracelet off from his wrist, throwing it onto the ground. "I trusted you my homie, i trusted you and this whole time... you were with another homie?" He said tears flowing down his face
"No, no, no!" Klay picked up the bracelet and clutched it in his hands. He kneeled and cried. "This took me two hours to make!! Most of the time I came up with the idea in the bathroom reading Martha Stewart....but how could you do this to your own homie?!" Klay stood up and frowned at Steph.
"We were never homies." He spar turning on his heel to leave the locker room. Leaving klay in a puddle of his own homie tears.
Klay cried for hours, even when Draymond walked into the room. "Hey Klay–WHAT THE FUCK" he stopped in his tracks. "Are you dEAD? GiYET Up" Draymond kicked him in the sack.
"AH MY HOME SACK" klay shouted clutching his home sack. "Just leave me alone" klay cried shoving his home boy dray dray off of him
"DON'T HOMIE ShOve mE hOME bOIIII" home boi dray dray green kicked him again. "why u so mean to me like a home boi, homie ?" :( "I gave you lIFE. I aM yOur MOTHER"
"Mama home boi dray dray green, what do i do?" Klay said crying at mama home boi dray dray green's feet "steph left me"
"Well FIIIRsT StOP beIN a LiL bItCH" mama home boi dray dray green sighed
"how do i not be a bitch mama home boi dray dray green?" Klay whispered
"bI-ITCH WHAT THE HOMIE HELL DID I JUST SAY?" mama home boy dray dray green slapped him
"OW"
"STFU" home boi dray dray continuously slapped him
"OW"
"shUT uP"
"stOP"
"BI-ITCH" dray screamed. "LiStEN tOOO MeE yOu whINEy bItCH, yoU'RE gOnNA Go gET YouR HomBoi BaCK. YourE GoNNa gOo tO hIS HouSE aNd teLL HIM TO STAPH BEING A BIItcH
"okie" Klay shed another tear. He wiped it away and crawled towards mama home boi dray dray green. "Can i have a hug mama?"
"'nO YoU diSGUSTANG pOrK CulLeT" he said kicking him away and walking out the locker room
Klay continued to cry in a puddle in the locker room.
*****
Steph heard a knock on his door. "wHO tHe FuCK IS THAR"
Its your one and true homie" steph heard.
"WRONG. I ONLY HAVE A one and true homie and that's ME" he shouted
"Youre wrong!" Steph heard from the window. He turned to the window seeing klay attempting to climb in "I AM YOUR HOMIE" he shouted struggling to get in, it seems his big booty was not letting him get in
"Dat ass..." steph mumbled to himself
Klay struggled through the window and fell on the wooden floor. He huffed "hah..hah... YAS I DID IT BOI"
