(I had like 10 other songs I wanted to put up there but then I saw this in my recommended and I just-)
Anyways whoop dee doo let's talk about my shitty 6 flags experiences
There was this one time with NerdyPoptart and hopelessromantic393
I think
We were in the car and we were in this giant car traffic block thing
And we were all sweating but it was great because we were all VV small
Then these adults (they were probably more like a 16 year old shitty student driver and kids like 13-18 but we were like 2 so-) started being assholes and blaring music and cussing
So we flipped them off from the back window
They flipped us back
And we all laughed
Then the traffic was so slow that they just got out of their car and we were kinda scared that they would beat the shit out of us
They just played in the grass on the side of the road lmao
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Hold the phone
I remembered my dream
At least partially
There's one part where we're (and I say we're because there's 5 people and I can only remember Sedona and Liam there) on a boat made of fur
And we're going to Hawaii?
And we have to use candelabra to light up the room because it's dark down there
And I think there was a silver-haired person too
And we end up lighting each other on fire
Yay
Then we dock the boat and we're safe
For some reason I don't have a shirt on?
Like wtf
I usually don't have pants on
And now I don't have a shirt on?
That's bad
So then I just scream and zip up my hoodie
Then I start running around
And I see NerdyPoptart but she has silver and pink hair?
There are other kids in our class too by I can't remember exactly who
I think hopelessromantic393 was there too
And we all run to the center of this town
The town has modern aspects but also traditional or old fashioned stuff and it integrates the forest into their buildings and it looks cool
Then we're all like: talking talking
Then this woman screams and she's like: SOME DUDE IS GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE AND HE WAS READING THIS MENU
And we see the menu and start to run around trying to find this restaurant
It's a donut shop with a giant donut on top and this person climbs up it
And stabs a ceremonial knife into the squishy fabric of the donut
And summons a demon
Then we get up there and we help convince the person to stop summoning the demon
And they do
And they start crying
Ok that's all I remember
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ON TO THE NEXT CRAZY TIME AT SIX FLAGS
I mean I went with my cousin
She's p chill
And we decided to go on Vertical Velocity and Superman
(Oh yeah we also went on King Chaos like 50+ times lmao)
And my other cousin decided to ride on the swing ride
And he dropped his phone and his wallet off of that
The phone broke lmao
The screen cracked, he had to use it to call his parents and tell them
Also I'm p sure I had a heart attack riding on Vertical Velocity
Ok last time I remember going to six flags
We went to the pool
And I almost drowned?
Like wtf people were all doing the same thing pls don't use me to jump over the wave
And then I didn't want to go on the Viper
But the people I was with made me go
And I was salty
But we rode anyway
I guess it was good
But then this kid got lost for like 2 hours?
And it was just panic attack after panic attack
And we finally found him and he was sobbing his eyes out but we were all just pissed at him for leaving
And I was so salty because I thought that we were getting chicken tenders but really the 2 people just got chicken sandwiches for themselves and we had to eat their fries
And I dislike fries
But I was hungry so I ate them
So now I'm super salty
S A L T
Ok I'm done 👍
