You're a Homo (A davekat/DaveJade fanfic)

Chapter 1

Be the cool dude

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP!

"......"

BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP!

"...s....stop"

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

"F...fucking...stop...!"

BEEEP BEEP BE-

SLAM!

"I SAID FUCKING STOP!"

"D-de-deactivated...."

I removed my clenched fist away from the smashed voice activated clock.
Aw man...that was the best one!
God fucking damn this

"Darn voice activated clock timer!"

I glare at my clock as I helplessly yawned,stretching my arms up.lowering them down as I get up from my bed and checked my phone,A fucking dreaded Sunday...I sighed as I start dragging my feet to the bathroom.

I held the knob and turned,opening the door as I walked inside locking the door behind me and stare at myself in the mirror.

"Damn I'm fucking ugly!" I said rubbing my face with my hands.I sigh and rinsed my face with soap and warm water then brushing my damn yellowish teeth afterwards.

Few minutes later!

I head out the bathroom and went straight to my closet,pulling out my disc pictured shirt with a white background,my black skinny jeans and some white ass socks.
I leave the closet open as I stripped out of my sleeping wear and into the clothes I picked from my closet.

I was going right out my room until I forgot something...

Shit my shades!

I turn around and go to my bed table,swiftly taking my shades off the table without a sound and put em on my delicate white perfect soft face.before I leave I take a quick look at the mirror and grinned

Fucking gorgeous

I go downstairs and don't see my bro anywhere but rather a note on a side table next to the stairs.

"Left for an important reason.take care of yourself until I come back you dick shit.
Love dirk
P.s we ran out of fucking aj!"

"Oh fuck no..."

I run to then kitchen and opened the fridge.I gasped quietly and left the kitchen
I go to the living room and sit on the couch,Crying like an idiot.

"THERES NO FUCKING AJ NO MORE!"

"FUCK MY LIFE!"

Timeskip to ending the sad moment

I wiped my genuine tears away and grabbed my red converse,slipping them on and Tying a double knot.also grabbing the spare keys for my apartment and heading the fuck out.

I exit from my apartment and head down to a nearby juice shop.I go inside and made my way to the front,ordering Apple juice and some apple slices.

"Fuck yes now I can resurrect..." I said popping an apple slice into my mouth.I smile and closed my eyes...
The sweet juices of the apple,the delicious crisp snap it makes,the bright red color of the skin of the apple.

I'm at ease~

Time skip to end this weirdness!

I was walking back to my apartment when  someone bumped into me.The person fell down when it crashed into me.I look down and I see a derpy boy with round glasses,raven black hair and wears a green ghost picture outfit and some green shorts.He quickly got up and dusted himself off,suddenly wearing a goofy smile on his face.

"Hi there! I'm john! John egbert!!!"

"Dave...Strider...Dave strider" I said with my poker face on

"Well hey there Dave! I don't see you in any of the schools here!"

"Oh I was um....home schooled"

"Oh...well then you must hate socializing..." he said with a frown.I nodded and smiled

"Yep"

"Well that's all going to change!" He said proudly,I saw his hand reach down his right pocket and taking out a nicely folded paper.Then unfolding it and smoothed it out for me to read,I peer down at the paper.

"What's this egderp?"

"Egbert! This is Amsterdam Middle!" He replied pointing at the picture of the school.

"Oh"

"Yea! It's a good school! And also a community school!!!"

"I see"

"This is a school where trolls and humans go together!"

"Quit making shit up man"

"Ok but don't say I'm right!"

"I won't man"

"Well you will once you get a chance to see it!"

He handed me the flier still wearing that somewhat annoying goofy smile,I shrugged and took the paper.I sworn I saw his eyes sparkle when I took it...
Weird...

"Thanks..."

"No problemo! See you there tomorrow Dave!" He said running past me.

"What tomorrow?"

-Flash back-

"Darn voice activator clock timer!"

I glare at my clock as I helplessly yawned,stretching my arms up.I lower them down as I checked my phone...A fucking dreaded Sunday...I sighed as I start dragging my feet to the bathroom.

-end of flash back-

"Well shit!"

Sorry that it's so short!!! ILL PROMISE THE NEXT ONE WILL BE LONGER!!!
And don't worry about this book!
I will keep updating this as soon as I possibly can! Cause you know school and all!
Anyway...hopefully you'll bear with me!