Be the cool dude again
"Zzzzz"
He is sleeping on the bed? Well then hold on just a minute!
I'll go write the part when dirk kicks the door open to wake him up...
BAM!
"Dave! Wake the fuck up!"
"Ah! Dude!"
Thud! (Dave fell off his bed hitting his head!)
"Don't...you..ever fucking...knock?!"
"Ah,sorry lil dude but today's a Monday"
"Oh"
"Yeah"
Wait a school day? GASP I just realized something!
"Hold on bro"
I stand up and lead myself to my side table putting on my shades then go to my big heap of clothes finding my jeans I wore yesterday and checked my left pocket.I felt something and pulled it out,I grinned and handed the folded paper to my bro.
"The fuck is this shit?"
"A fuck-king Flier"
"Hmm"
My bro unfolded the paper and read the flier:
Amsterdam middle school
Welcome to our school!
You'll enjoy coming here and never leave!
We have the best of school staffs!
And the secret about our school is....
We share our human school with trolls!
But wait! Don't dare turn down this great opportunity! These trolls are more than you think! These trolls are very intelligent and interesting and if you'll try to befriend them...you'll learn so many things!
We and the rest of the school staff will continue to explain if you come to the one and only...
AMSTERDAM MIDDLE!!!
-Mrs.Maryam and Ms.Lalalonde
"So..." I heard my bro say
"You want to go here specifically?"
"Well yeah! I'm tired of getting fucking homeschooled!"
"Ok...I'll bring you to this...school"
"Thanks dirk"
"Oh and..."
"What?"
"Did you even read this when you got it?"
"Naw I wanted you to read it...So fucking boring if I read it.."
"Well...good luck then"
"Ye..."
Timeskip to signing up for the school
"Kay bro I'll sign this piece of shit and all that and you can go to this thing you call school" dirk said stifling a laugh
"K"
"Besides it's only 5:00am you got time for me to fill out this sucker"
"Right"
Few minutes later
My bro did all the shit he did for me to go to this school and bam I'm in the car and off to the school I'm off to...
Amsterdam middle
"K bro get out the car and go"
"Thanks dirk"
"Yea"
I get out the car and head to the school.Then realizing that I forgot to pack my fucking stuff...ah well it's my first time anyway...
I walk towards the school entrance,Looking around the school and it's scenery.
"DAVE!"
"Wha-"
"Dave you actually came!"
"Who are you?"
"UGH Remember me? IM JOHN! John Egbert!"
"Right..."
"You don't have your-"
"Supplies I know...shit Happens ok?"
"It's ok we have spare supplies if you need any!"
"Wow your school thought ahead"
"Duh!"
"Cool...then hand me my supplies"
"I'll bring you to the office then!"
"K"
Time skip!
"Alright! You got your stuff!"
"Ye thanks Egbert"
"Yup!"
"Yo,Principle Lalalonde and Ms.Maryam gave me a shitty lecture about the place..."
"Your new! That's why!"
"I know that's hella stupid..."
"Your stupid!"
"Naw I'm cool..."
"Whatever now I'll show you to your locker and I'll hand you your schedule!"
"Kay man"
Few minutes later!
My locker was 516 and my locker number was 1-4-6-5
And literally my schedule...I don't even want to read it...I'll just show it to you readers~
Schedule:
Dave strider
Homeroom:C-106,Ms.Peixies
Subjects:
1.Math,D-103,Mr.Alejandro
2.Engish,C-106,Mr.English
3.Science,A-205,Ms.Peixies
4.Social Studies, C-104,Mrs.Rossette
5.Health,D-207,Ms.Amelia
6.(Insert elective here),A-102,Mr.(insert male teacher name here)
John told me that you'd only go to 3 periods each day and today's one were
4,3,1
But first he told me to go to homeroom.
I'm going to already be confused with how these damn people work in this school when it's in session...
"Hopefully the first day is a good day" I said making an invisible cross on my chest...
Yeah...Hopefully
Not...
Sorry that's its short again!
Like I said this is my first fanfic + writing each and every chapter for each story...! I know the story is still in dave's Pov but I promise I'll get to Jade's Pov and Karkats just please please fluffing bear with me!
And don't worry the smut is coming fairly soon!!! Just please be patient!
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