The Life of a Fangirl

THE NOT SO PARANOID PICKLE!!!!

Hiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!! ヾ(＾∇＾)

So I'm extremely bored. :/ (What's new?)

SO

TO CONFRONT THIS UNFORTUNATE DILEMMA, I HAVE DECIDED TO STATE FACTS ABOUT MYSELF THAT RELATE TO MY BEING A FANGIRL.

(In other words, I have run out of ideas. |˚-˚| )

ANYWAYS.

1- Me being me, I spend most of my time in my room because I'm an introvert who gets nervous at the thought of social interaction.

2- I have a bookshelf that I was supposed to share with my sister, but I ended moving her books to make room for mine.

3- I have a box that I stash food in. This box is located in a corner of my room. My sister is not allowed to go near that box.

4- I specialize in writing dark/ depressing stuff. (That doesn't necessarily mean that I'm depressed.)

5- I am a proud procrastinator when it comes to schoolwork. (Wattpad just calls to me when I need to get something done.)

6- I think I made a mini cult with my little cousins for Attack on Titan. All I have to say is "SALUTE." and no matter where they are in my house, in less than five seconds, they will form two rows and yell while doing the salute from Attack on Titan. Sometimes, when they're over, I'll just yell it out of nowhere and they'll stop what they're doing to salute. One time, I did it and one of them dropped a cup of water to salute, another was playing a card game and they threw the cards into the air and ran towards me, and another one came running from outside.

7- Still speaking about fact 6, two of my little cousins who are part of my mini cult have associated the word "Titans" with danger. So whenever I say it, they'll come running and attack whatever is near me. I take advantage of this and screech "TITANS" whenever my sister or another cousin gets me mad. One time, I died laughing because my sister and older cousin were attacking me with insults and decided that they wanted to throw a punch at me. I screamed "TITANS" and those two little midgets came running and tackled my sister and cousin. My sister and cousin just looked so confused. (I know that's bad, but it's still funny. XD)

8- I have made my cousins and sister write fanfiction. They all somehow ended up having the same plot.

9- My sixteen year old cousin has never watched a single episode of anime and she told me a couple of weeks ago that she never would. So of course, I took this as a challenge. I, knowing her type, found pictures of anime characters. When I showed her pictures of Levi Ackerman, she immediately wanted to know what anime he was from. And so, she watched Attack on Titan. (I WIN.)

10- My library on Wattpad is filled with 96% fanfiction.

11- Yes, I have read those types of fanfictions and I take no shame in it. (I rEgReT nOtHiNg!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

This is true though. I have no reaction reading smut or anything like that, but as soon as fluff comes up I start squealing and flailing my arms. I'll have to put down my phone or tablet just so that i don't break it.

12- I draw fan art, but not of everything.

13- Whenever I'm told to decorate something so that it represents what I like and my personality there a few things you are sure to find hidden:

+ the Percy Jackson and the Olympians symbol

+ the Heroes of Olympus symbol

+ the Angelic rune

+ the Wings of Freedom

+ a rose

+ a book

+ the Deathly Hallows

14- I have started my own comic series and I have accidentally fallen in love with the main character. (HOW COULD I NOT!? I HAVE MADE PERFECTION.)

15- I can be found sitting on my bed, on my laptop going through YouTube and Wattpad. Sometimes I'll be drawing or painting. Maybe I'll be writing in my journal (no it's not like a diary. I mean that it's something that I write ideas in.) or I'll be practicing the guitar. However, you'll most likely find me screaming into a pillow in rage and despair, occasionally throwing things at my wall and sometimes kicking and punching things within my reach. (Yes, Rhy. You totally don't have issues.)

16- I have glasses and my eye doctor thought it was because of my growth spurt, but in actuality I stay up at night and read with all the lights off save for a little flashlight that I use to see the words.

17- I often have an existential crisis. (I WONDER WHERE I GOT THIS FROM.)

18- There was a period of time where I called almost everyone I saw a peasant. (I WONDER WHERE THIS BEHAVIOR CAME FROM TOO. *cough*)

19- I don't like to exercise. IT'S BAD. I KNOW. But I just don't. I don't even like walking. This is probably a side effect from me sitting all day and reading and typing some random stuff.

20- I was supposed to be doing an online assignment right now, but I chose to do this .

A/N: *trying not to break my laptop* HOW THE FRICK DO I DO THIIIIIIIIIIIS!?!?!? Watch it be something so simple and I'm just over thinking it and being a retard about it.