Naija Relatables

1. My Mum Is Getting Old

That moment you know your mum is getting old with no white hair is when she asks you to bring a red bowl, you give it to her and she says "sho ki cotton wool bo eti e ni (did you put cotton wool in your ear or what) I said bring me a white bowl you're giving me red. When it's that all that you're meant to use to be smart you've used it to be short". If you're tall she'll say that's the reason you tall, if you are fat she'll say that's the reason you're fat...