Creepypasta x Reader Oneshots

Just A Simple Prank Eyeless Jack x Reader

(A/N)
Man, this has been on my desk for the longest time. I finished it about two weeks ago, and meant to put it up the day after, but "temporarily misplaced" the papers I wrote it on until now. Something you should know, is that the reader can see people's emotional colours. So a coloured glow will surround a person's body, the colour depending on the emotions they are feeling. The reader can also try to change these emotions, but rarely does it work, as emotions are hard to persuade. They can only be changed if willing.

"LJ, stop laughing, we're gonna get caught."

I hissed, glancing at the giggling clown through the corner of my eye. Unscrewing EJ's kidney jar, I listened to him chuckle once, before quieting himself. I sighed in relief. Eh, pranking EJ is worth it.

"Bag." I ordered quietly. He scrunched up his nose at my authoritative tone, the dark orange glow around his body could only suggest he was irritated, most likely because I was bossing him around. He growled lowly, but obediently held out a white, plastic trash bag.

I dropped every last bloody organ into the bag, wincing at every crinkling sound sent out into the silence. EJ was sleeping on the couch, who knew what he would do to me if he found me in this compromising situation.

Upon filling the bag with his cannibalistic food, I carefully smeared blood over the chocolate kidneys, in hopes it would mask the sweet smell. Once completing this task, I placed the fake kidneys in his special jar.

I knew full well he couldn't stand human food, and I couldn't wait to see the poor cannibal's reaction.

"LJ, I swear, if you don't stop, I WILL castrate you."

I growled, frustratedly. His laughing stopped suddenly. I sighed, walking to the oversized fridge, filled the brim with different kinds of food, and... not-food.

This prank was all Lj's idea, if EJ goes berserk, I'm blaming him.

I walked out of the kitchen with LJ, hoping nobody heard him being obnoxious. EJ seemed to have just woken, though I don't think he heard LJ, as he wasn't radiating a suspicious deep purple.

"Hey EJ." LJ greets him, as he rubs his eyes free from sleep. I can't help but notice how innocent he looks doing that, but I know better than anyone that this isn't the case.

He grunts deeply in response, glancing over to meet my eye for a second, but quickly looks away.

I know how he feels about me, its not like it was hard to tell even if I didn't have the powers I possess. Guy's got the hots for me, to put it in the simplest form I can. I can't deny my own feelings, but its better to keep them locked away. Killers aren't meant to be happy.

I can sense LJ's excitement from across the room, it's so strong I'm afraid EJ will be able to sense it too. I didn't want to go through with this, but seeing all that work thrown away is a truly saddening thought.

He's hungry, he will be going for kidneys anytime to admit it, but I'm nervous.

I can hear footsteps coming down the stairs. and by the way the others in the room perk up, they can hear it too. I crane my neck to see who enters.

Jeff, meandering down the stairs. I glared darkly at him, but he either didn't notice, or ignored it. He was messing with the prank! He'll distract EJ, and he won't eat the fake kidneys.

He sits, and a quiet exchange or greetings ensue, I, or course, do not participate. Not like that was unusual. EJ's hunger has grown, but he has not left yet because Jeff is here, and he would rather talk. Quite unusual. I internally groan, wanting this to be over with. I glower silently in the corner, picking at my fingernails anxiously.