Creepypasta x Reader Oneshots

Jealous Jeff The Killer x Reader

"No, there's no way Dark lost to Link!" I cried, laughing. BEN and I were just discussing our favourite games.

"He so did. He was SO mad. He cam back to the mansion, stomping his feet all the way up to his room!" BEN laughed.

I snorted along with him, unaware of the killer angrily staring at the two of you. 

Jeff's P.O.V

'Damn that elf-weasel. She's mine! But how am I supposed to get her to like me, when I'm just...Me.'

My thought patterns were interrupted by a cute little giggle. I looked over to the two pastas. I sighed, she was just so perfect. Not to mention adorable.

'Maybe if I could just get him out of the picture for maybe a week or two? Wouldn't want to kill or possibly injure my COD buddy and best friend.'

I sighed yet again. Lover really is a battle.

FIRST TRY

I'm gonna pretend to be Slendy.

The best scheme ever.

Once I tell BEN to go on some wild goosechase for some non-existent flower, he'll be gone long enough for me to get (Y/N) to love me.

Now, normally I would get BEN to help me out, but considering the circumstances I'll have to ask somebody else.

Laughing Jack, (LJ)

I knocked on LJ's door. He opened it not too long after.

"What do you need?"

He asks, staring expectantly at me. I cleared my throat.

"I need you to help me be Slendy."

LJ raised an eyebrow, "Why?" He asks yet again, confused.

"I just need BEN gone for a little while," I reply, noticing that my reason is not really one that would get me help.

Thankfully, he didn't ask any more questions. I had obviously caught him on an off day. Considering how he wasn't laughing his ass off every ten seconds.

"Why should I help?" He challenged.

"I'll taste test all of your new candies for you."

He laughed, "deal."

His voice dropped to a lower tone.

"Now, let's get started."

-Timeskip-

"Yes, Slender?"

BEN asked, staring up at me.

I was standing on LJ's shoulders. His feathers tickled my feet and ankles, but I couldn't laugh now.

A long trench coat draped over both of us, and I felt LJ fidgeting underneath it. Fortunately, BEN wouldn't dare question Slender why he was dressed like his rapist brother, Offenderman.

The mask he put on my face and over my hair itched to no end, but I would not let it ruin this.

"I need you to go retrieve the 'Sneezewort' flower for my sickness."

BEN looked sceptical, but soon nodded.

"Yes, sir." 

-Another timeskip-

I was downstairs, rid of the makeup and off LJ's shoulders, talking pleasantly with (Y/N).

"And then he basically burst into flames!"

I laughed, she giggled with me, and I felt myself swoon.

She jumped when the door swung open.

"I got the flower Slendy wanted!" BEN yelled.

'What?! I totally made that flower up!"

I cried in my head. Maybe I should check the internet next time...

SECOND TRY

Okay, not so nice this time.

I'm gonna put him to sleep.

No, not like that. I'm gonna get Tails Doll to literally put him to sleep. (Let's call him TD for short)

I'll tell everyone that BEN went to deal with something in his game, and TD will program those memories into his head.

I brought the freshly plucked from his bed BEN, to TD. He already knew of my plan, and had to agree. He owed me.

"Two weeks, that's it." He warned.

I nodded, passing off BEN. He took him into his foul-smelling room.

I soon walked away, going to sleep in my room, I awaited the next morning.

-Next morning-

I joyfully made my way downstairs to breakfast. Everyone was present, except BEN.

I sat down next to (Y/N). Grabbing some food, I turned to talk to -ahem- flirt with her.

"Where's BEN?"

A voice asks. I look over to see Sally. She was looking at (Y/N) and I.

I opened my mouth to tell her my bullshit story, but was interrupted by footsteps.

BEN.

BEN goddamn drowned was walking to the table. TD followed behind. "There he is Sally!" (Y/N) pointed out.

'He smelled the bacon.' TD mouthed to me.

I groaned, slamming my head onto the table.

Your P.O.V

"Oh come one, why not?'

"Because, BEN, I will not kiss you to make Jeff jealous."

"Why?"

"Because we're already gonna tell him we're dating."

I sighed, exasperatedly. I wish I didn't have this stupid crush on Jeff. I've been spending quite a lot of time with BEN in a poor attempt to make Jeff jealous.

"Well, come on. Let's go tell him." BEn says, grabbing my arm and pulling me up.

We walk to Jeff's door, holding hands. When we make it to the door with bloodstains all over it, I knock curtly twice.

He opens the door, notices our intertwined hands, and scowls.

"Yes?" He asks. Oh god, just his voice is enough to make my knees weak.

"We just wanted to tell you, we're dating!" BEN exclaims, with a huge grin on his face.

His face immediately morphs into a scowl. Grabbing my arm, he pulls me into his room, behind him.

"Mine." He snarls dangerously in BEN's face.

Once in his room he throws me onto his bed, pinning me there.

"You're not dating him anymore!" He whispers, biting and kissing my neck.

"I-I never was.." I admit.

"I guess, I'll just have to punish you then." He growls seductively.

All I could do was hope that BEN wasn't still at the door.

BEN: I was so still at the door.
Joy: Pervert.
BEN: It's an art.
Jeff: My face is too beautiful for anyone to reject!
Joy: What does the word 'beautiful' mean to you?
Jeff: Watch! and learn losers!
Masky: -walks by-
Jeff: Hey there~ Wanna go on a date with me tonight? <3
Masky: Uuuugh, look at the time! Gotta see Slender!
Jeff: HEY! YOU GET BACK HERE! YOU WANT ME, ADMIT IT!!
Joy: Why can't I have normal friends?