HOMICIDAL LUI'S P.O.V
Slenderman had called me into his office. I think he'd said something about wanting me to go on a mission for him.
Which we shouldn't have accepted.
I knocked on Slender's door. An authoritative "come in" is heard. I swing the door open and walk to stand in front of Slenderman's desk. He looks down to address me.
"Good afternoon Lui." Slender greets me.
"And to you." I reply.
"Regarding your mission, I thank you for picking this up. It has come to my attention that there is another living amongst us. She has remained in my forest under the radar by living underground. I had sent my three very capable proxies to retrieve her for me, but this mission proved unsuccessful. She is so mentally disturbed my proxies fled. I fear you are the only one who can retrieve this woman. I notice how you cope with your disorder and I'd hoped you would able to convince her to come to the mansion. No combat involved." Slender says. I was quite surprised, how had his proxies failed?
Another, hmm. Female too. This could be fun.
'No Sully, you'll leave me to this. Your incessant flirting never works.'
"Of course, Slenderman." I accept.
"Good, I'll have you bring along Masky, who will watch from afar if things go awry." He states.
I nod, turning and walking out of the room.
NEXT DAY
Masky meets me at the front door of the mansion. "Where we discovered her last time is quite a walk from here. I hope you're prepared." He warns me. I nod, "alright," I reply.
"Uuuuugh do we have to??" Sully complains to Masky. He stares at me with his head tilted slightly to the side to show he's confused. I shake my head, exasperated.
He turns around and continues to walk.
At some point the walk was really starting to hurt my feet, and Sully seemed ready to explode.
"Maaaaaasssskyyyy, are we there yet?" He complains.
"I'm not about to do this crap with you dumbass," Masky growls. Sully is about to make a sarcastic retort when Masky all of a sudden ceases his movements. He shushes me, listening for...something.
"She's here, I'll go hide. You keep going." He whispers.
Who does he think he is to tell us what to do?!
I take an uncertain step forward. If this chick took down all three proxy brothers how was she gonna treat me?!?!
Next thing I know a body crashes on top of me.
"Whoa, you're really hot!" A voice yells.
What.
A girl is laying on top of me. Her face is uncomfortably close to my own, and her (E/C) eyes stare into my green ones. She traces her finger along my stitches.
She jumps off of me, letting me stand. She however, stays crouched on all fours. I brush the dirt off my clothes as she circles me. I feel a small finger poke my butt.
"Hehe, your butt is cute. I like it." She giggles. I jump away from her invasive little fingers.
This thing is what the proxies couldn't handle?? Very very unexpected. I feel hands snatch the scarf from my neck. I whip around to see the female has my scarf wrapped around her neck.
"I feel like creepy stitches man!" She laughs.
I am thoroughly confused with this woman. The proxies understandably fled, but why would he ever pick shy little Lui to deal with this perverted woman?
I'll deal with this.
Oh.
"Hey baby, what's your name?" Sully flirts, changing to a more confident position. He smirks at her, showing our teeth.
She stops her flitting around to stare at me confusedly. Then she smirks, mirroring ours. "(Y/N), baby. What's yours?" She flirts back. She walks over to us, standing with her hand on her hip.
"Sully. My friend from before, his name's Lui." He says, "I like your butt too."
She giggles bashfully, biting her lip and looking away. We take a step closer to her, grabbing her hand and puller her flush against our chest. Sully traces along her face, letting her slowly put our finger into her mouth.
What the ACTUAL fuck.
What is this kinky bullshit?!?!?!
"Come home with me baby." Sully grins.
She smirks at him. "Of course." She whispers. My jaw drops to the goddamn ground. What's more surprising than the events that just occurred? I kinda like her.
Masky hops down from his tree to join us, staying a solid ten feet from (Y/N). She gasps. "Oh! It's you!" She squeals, running over to hug Masky. Masky steps back, placing a hand on her forehead to keep her from attacking him.
I laugh, this woman is quite funny. I think she's gonna be a great addition to the mansion.
Once we arrive, Slender greets us at the door. "I'm glad to see your mission was a success." He says. (Y/N) surprisingly does not immediately glomp him. Slender moves to shake her hand.
"Welcome to the Slender mansjon."
ONE WEEK LATER
She gets along with everyone well, except for the proxies and EJ. They continually find her too much for them to handle. But, she's definitely getting a lot more normal. Well, as normal as creepypastas get.
"GIVE ME BACK MY KNIFE!!" Jeff screams. I hear (Y/N)'s maniacal giggle. "NYEHEHEHEHEHE!!"
(Y/N)'s body soon comes into view, holding Jeff's knife. She's running at top speed, Jeff slightly behind her. She suddenly halts, whipping around.
"FLOUR BOMB!!!" She screeches, chucking a handful of flour into Jeff's face.
"MY EEEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" He squeals, "you're in for it now!!!!!!"
She shrieks, diving into my lap and grabbing a hold of me. "Protect me Lui!!" She screams.
I just roll my eyes.
Masky: Some of that was just too cringy Joy.
Joy: That's the point.
Jeff: Is it wrong that made me horny.
Joy: Very very wrong.
Ben: Ew dude.
Toby: She seems quite fun.
Hoodie: I disagree.
Masky: She can't be worse than Toby.
Toby: Yeah nobody is worse than me.
Requested by Alexandra (Alexathekiller)
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Creepypasta x Reader Oneshots
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