Ashlie: *upset, so she scrolls through her Twitter on the very edge of the couch, away from everyone*
Jon:
Jon: *suddenly stands up*
Nick: *looks up*
Jon: Fangirling? *sassy wrist flick* Excuse me, but I am more mature than that.
Jon: *dramatically places hand on chest* I fanwoman, thank you very much.
Nick: *stands up* Fanwoman? *scoffs* I fanlady, peasant.
Ashlie: *looks at them*
Tommy: *slams door open and does that cliche shoujo anime male hero hair flip* Fanlady? *scoffs* creamwhistles... I fanqueen, peasants.
Ashlie: *jumps up on the couch with the most glorious stance* Fanqueen? I fangoddess, mortal.
Cory, Uni, and Dawn: *throws themselves on the floor* qUEEN ASHLIE!
Jon, Tommy, and Nick: *fistbumps each other* Atta girl.
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