Jon: The worst thing about being tall is people who are like "Do you play basketball? You should play basketball." Well, you fucking leprechaun, do you collect gold, you snivelling pile of shit?
Nick: *is laughing so hard*
Ashlie: The worst thing about being short is tall people using us as an arm rest
Nick: *about to die from lack of oxygen*
Tommy: No one fucking asked you, you fucking gremlin
Nick: *stops laughing*
Jon: ...Tommy... You...
Cory: *runs in* nAY FUCKED UP
Uni: *holds hands together and smiles at Tommy* Be prepared for thy Creator
Dawn: *puts on mic* lEEEEETS GET READY TO RUUUUUMBLEEEEE
Tommy: Wait why is the lights getting dark--
Ashlie: *kicks Tommy in the face and starts to beat the shit out of him*
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NewScapeSquad on Crack: SEASON 2
FanfictionWelcome back to Team Shred's crack universe! Things are crazier this time! The ocean has been broadened to accomodate more ships! The puns have levelled up to a level where just by reading the first word, you just die out of annoyance! Idiocracy is...
