Cory: *walks in* Hey, did anyone do something stupid and broke the window?
Everyone:
Uni: What?
Cory: Because I just noticed that one of our windows are broken, fucking duh.
Nick: We didn't hear anything break.
Ashlie: Should we call the police?
Dawn: On it *stands still*
Jon: Oh God he's on it again
Tommy: On what?
Dawn: This is the NewScapeMansion's android, at 845 Hamilton Avenue. We're just hanging around and one of us discovered a broken window. Nobody had heard anything. There may have been a break-in.
Anthony: *running outside with Uni's poster* DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY'LL PAY FOR THIS SHIT?!
Nick: WHAT THE
Ashlie: OH GODDAMMIT LEO!
Jon: THIS IS WHY I'M KINDA NERVOUS WHEN PLAYING DBH
*pops in* Suh dude
Jon: GODDAMMIT IT'S YOU WHO DID THIS
And what you gonna do? How can you prove its me? Dawn isn't an RK800.
Dawn: Correct. I am not an RK800, I am an RK2000.
....fuck
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NewScapeSquad on Crack: SEASON 2
FanfictionWelcome back to Team Shred's crack universe! Things are crazier this time! The ocean has been broadened to accomodate more ships! The puns have levelled up to a level where just by reading the first word, you just die out of annoyance! Idiocracy is...
