<Life Before the Afterlife AU>
Uni: And I can shape shift.
Cory: ....how the fuck....?
Uni: I can only shape shift when I get scared though so--
Jon: *accidentally drops a pan in the kitchen*
Everyone: *jumps* JESUS CHRIST JON
Jon: Sorry!
Cory: *looks at Uni* You were saying--
Uni: *sitting beside Cory as a pug*
Cory: Pfft
Uni: BARK. BARK BARK BARK. (Yeah. Keep laughing, asshole.)
Cory: Hey guys! Look at Uni!
Uni: bark bark (fuck you)
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NewScapeSquad on Crack: SEASON 2
FanfictionWelcome back to Team Shred's crack universe! Things are crazier this time! The ocean has been broadened to accomodate more ships! The puns have levelled up to a level where just by reading the first word, you just die out of annoyance! Idiocracy is...
