Welcome back to Team Shred's crack universe! Things are crazier this time! The ocean has been broadened to accomodate more ships! The puns have levelled up to a level where just by reading the first word, you just die out of annoyance! Idiocracy is...
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I WAS TAGGED BY BLUE. LETS GO BOIIII
Let's start first with Google.
1. Google [teacher] - probably the most intelligent teacher you've ever encountered. He knows everything, and is up to date. People say he traded his soul for infinite knowledge, though you have to ask the right question to get what you're looking for. But he doesn't know how or when the world ends, so stop with those questions.
Now to the students.
2. Discord - dude got some crazy gamer network going on. Nobody has actually seen his face, and rumor has it that one kid looked under his mask.
He looked handsome. Nothing weird happened. That's it.
Anyways, he can make any girl his. He has a butler named Clyde, and his main hoe is Mantaro. There are a lot of others, but Discord doesn't want to talk about them.
Especially Lewd.
Nobody wants to talk about Lewd.
Even Clyde wants her dead.
3. Kik - the kid who sets next to Discord with green hair. He's insanely popular, having added foreign connections each day. He knows how to bridge strangers to one another. Ask him to get you to be able to talk to your crush, he can. Nobody knows how he does it, since talking to a stranger is already difficult in itself. A kid asked him about it, and the kid wasn't seen the next day. Rumors has it that Kik was actually cursed to be like that forever.
4. Messenger - that one kid who is close to everybody's parents. Everybody hates him, since he's the goody two shoes and a tattletale. He's always asked to run some "class errands" whenever the class does some activities without Google's supervision or permission, and the poor guy actually believes he runs errands for the class.
5. YouTube - the ginger, the chameleon, but sometimes a bully to the popular kids. He takes away their money whenever he feels like it. The popular kids can't even touch him because he's Google's son. Google thinks he's raising a good kid.
6. Twitter - ah, the social butterfly of the class. Also the girl that everybody wants to kill. She just won't shut up. Day, night, if she could find someone to talk to, then ggwp. Try to shake her off until the end of the day.
You won't.
You can't.
Ever.
7. Wattpad - nerd, bookworm, but a really perverted girl. She has a secret stash of erotic books from her distant relative, Literotica. Some of her works have been made into motion pictures, while most of her works are now selling in bookstores. She's filthy rich on her own money, and people are actually looking up to her. She's the only popular person YouTube won't get money from, since Wattpad has a nasty army of furries and teens alike.
8. Instagram - a foodie, selfie addict, and hashtag addict. She's very pretty, always dressing like a doll everyday. She's the chairman of the Photography Club, and she's known internationally.
9. DeviantArt - that one art kid that is very quiet, but very good at art. Ranging from the most beautiful of art, to the most disgusting and filthy scraps of paper. She can draw them all. Ask her to draw anything, she'll do it. Tho you have to be specific about it, since it might end up being fetish art, or furries.
10. Webtoon - the kid who's very famous for making comics and gaining fame online. She's a decent kid, not making any lewd art, unlike Deviant.
11. 9gag - the oldest kid who looks down upon console players and worships his gaming computer. The meme lord, the most knowledgeable when it comes to games. And fap expert. Guys go to him for some top-notch "good stuff". He never disappoints.
