Ask Sollux Captor (♊)

erisol

ZemiriaKashi: /)(>.<)(\ ERISOL!!!

TA:Why are all the paiiriing2 iinvolviing me?

CA: I am not touching that landwweller

TA: ugh iil regret thii2 later *dips eridian down and kisses him passionately before turning around and throwing up* im flushed for you eridan

CA: reely? I am flushed for you too

TA: ... NOT

CA: noww your just trying to be cruel

TG: so your trying to beat me in a rap off beeboy? just know that US strides never lose

TA: Okay briing iit on striider

CG & GC: SOLLUX SOLLUX SOLLUX SOLLUX

GG & TT: DAVE DAVE DAVE!

TG: alright everybody it's time to gather round I'm about to drop some f______ science on this no tallent clown  im not talking about gamzee (because he hasn't been found) I'm a lyrical gunslinger I'm staring you down you're a bespectacled spectable stumbling into my rectical put  you out of your misery my mercy whoopin is ethical I don't mean to get technical but you're sh____ aint symmetrical here ill patched up your code with erudition theroethical kindly pardon  my intrusion I do not need mean to be confused and left and right brain in collusion gives your Think Pan a contusion your duality delusion in reality is a ruse and I won't waste another minute on this pity execution

TT & GG:WOOOOH

TA: p2hhh are you 2eriiou2ly 2tepiin two me you iignorant priick your ryhme2 are 2taler than kankrii's whole 2ociial ju2tiice blog 2chtiick you dont come off a2 iintelegent 2o thi2 ought two be quiick ju2t 2hut your chitiitiinous wiindhole before you make u2 all 2ick my 2h__ ii2 two hot two handle its a biifuriiated 2candle two whom whiich you cant hold a candle iill giive you ju2t a 2mall 2ample that you can try to un2cramble and when you try two dii2mantle iit youll get lyriically mangled your really awful at thii2 ii thiink iit2 cute that you triied though your a2 wa2hed up a2 eriidian and post-fef at low tiide you ought to count your2elf fortunate ii even repliied . Oh call diirk over ... cau2e iim breakiin your 2triide!

CG: WOAH .. THAT WAS SICK EVEN I HAVE TO ADMIT SOLLUX WON THAT

GG:no dave won!

TT: although I would enjoy the forseen pleasure of saying that dave was supirior in style he was not he was heavily lacking in several areas of style

GG:traitor!

GC:SORRY DAV3 YOU GOT BURNED

TG: I don't have to take this see you later *absconds*

GG: Dave ! wait! *absconds*

winter_wolf_pup: Umm Sollux can I have a hug Winter half blood

TA: 2ure why not *hugs wwp*

AlyssaOtaku: XD oh my gog yes! I love this! i dare both of you to go around screaming at the top of your lungs that you can twerk better than Dave and then twerk in public X3

TA: good gog what i2 twerkiing?

CG:PROBABLY JUST SOME HUMAN THING , WHATEVER IT IS CANT BE THAT BE *alyssaotaku explains twerking* YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TA: no one want2 to 2ee me twerk and ii diid not need that iimage of 2triider twerkiing iin my head

CG:LETS GET THIS OVER WITH , I CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH IDIOCY

TA & CG: I CAN TWERK BETTER THAN DAVE STRIDER!!

TG: hah! ... no you can't I am the master at twerking

TA: iif your a2 good at rappiing a2 you are at twerkiing iive got thii2

TG: your such a poser . bring. it . on

TA: *begins twerking like a boss*

TG: is it wrong for me to be hard right now?

CG: *twerks* F____ YEAH!!

Trickster_Kankri: Dud3, 50l, 1 l0v3 y0ur 50ng ;3 4150 c0uld y0u d0 me 4nd n3p3ta 4 f4v0r *hugs nep* u53 y0ur ph110nc5 4nd put G4mz33 4nd k4tk4t t0g3th3r 0r t4vr0s t0g3th3r ;03

TA: okay *shrugs and uses phiionics to ship pb&j the most obvious ship between gamzee and tavros and then puts them down as they continue to kiss*

CG: OUR FANS ARE DEMENTED I HATE GAMZEE HE IS THE MOST ANNOYING MORAIL IN HISTORY