good good so its pretty obvious you two are matesprites, that being said I was wondering who tops? - soul-the-kitten
TA: iits me of cour2e. why wouldn't iit be II'm biigger than hiim.
CG: YOU ARE NOT THAT MUCH BIGGER THAN ME F***A**
TA: that doe2n't change the fact that II top
CG:*incoherent grumbles*
HOLY F*** .... 2HIIT HOW DO II EXPLAIIN MY2ELF ?
JU2T BE BREIIF AND 2TRAIIGHT 2OLKAT.
JU2T BE BREIIF
II AM YOUR CHIILD THERE EXPLANATIION OVER
GOOD FUCKING DAY DAD AND DAD
*Ãbš¢øñð*
~2OLKAT
CG: UHH . WHAT . THE .F**** . JUST HAPPENED
TA:ii -ii am not 2ure ... well kk your a mother
CG:WAIT WHY AM I THE GIRL IN THIS MATESPRITISM X
TA:becau2e iit ii2 obviious ii am the more manly one
CA: so now that you're together Ivve decided I shall be the one teaching you some kinks since I do after all know some of sollux's *wink*
CG:YEAH, YEAH WE GET IT YOUR HIS F******* KISSMIESES SHUT UP
CA:wwhat is someone jelous?
TA: ugh ampora fi2h2tiick go home
CA: wwhy no! I am responsible for teching you kinks !
CC: Fetish Sail!!! Come get your fetishes right HER--------E ! we got these leg fetishes for the land dwellers, and some biting fetish, for those who know my partner in business *coughs eridan* with his kinks,oh, and don't forget the whale bitches LOV-----E whales!
CA:this is my gig fef, I wwant to do it and ... I do not have a biting fetish I am royal
CC: )(--E--E )(--E--E suuuure you don't. and one of sollux's kinks is NAM--E CALLING! I would know
CG: HAVE YOU F****** FILLED BUCKETS WITH EVERYONE !!
TA: oh come on kk don't be liike that you know ii am flu2hed for you feferii wa2 a pa2t mate2priite and eriidan ii2 my kii22meii2ii2
CA: ha howw pathetic your jealous the lowwblood is actually jealous wwhat is it because i havve been to wwhere you are wwith sol and probably farther
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT! F*** YOU F*** ALL OF YOU *abscond*
TA: well f***, next dare or que2tiion plea2e
sollux! KARKAT! you're trying to build a sandcastle and all you have is a shovel and a //bucket// which do you use first? ~mr.nubblynubs
TA: ii would per2onally u2e the 2hovel ii do not want two have two twouch the bucket and ii want two get the 2hovel before kk becau2e he ii2 pii22ed off at me ... agaiin iim 2orry
CG: AND AGAIN F*** YOU
TC: I'M BaCk MOTHERF****** aNd tHiS TiMe i bOuGhT SoMe SHARPIES ImA GeT YoU BoYs hIgHeR ThAn tHe eMpIrE StAtE So tHaT YoU CaN FALL OFF THE EDGE
TA: 2ure gamzee... iill do anythiing two not feel a2 guiilty riight now *he take2 a 2harpy and iinhale2 deeply and feel2 hiim2elf become liight headed* thank2 gamzee
CG:F*** NO THATS ALMOST AS BAD AS SOPOR IM NOT GETTING A SHARPIE *crosses arms*
CA: I'll take one!
TC: NO you can't TOUCH MY MIRACLES!
abscond_- does sollux's blood taste like musturd?
CG:YES AND IT TASTE LIKE SH** AND IT TASTE EVEN WORSE TO ME NOW THAT DOUCHE
TA: .... hurtful
can I get a hug? *puppy eyes* ~vilde125
TA: yeah ... ii need a hug too *hugs*
CG: NO GO HUG YOUR LUSUS
heeeeeelluuuuu ~~~ karkles ~~~~ HeHeHe c9uld y9u d9 me a fav9r and TRY and 6eat up the little amp9ra ~trickster_kankri
CG:NO F****** PROBLEM *he easily takes the weak sea dweller and growls in anger*
TA: my kii2meii2ii2!
CG: OH SO NOW YOU CARE?! FORGET YOU I'M SO DONE BEING YOUR MATESPRITE , WERE DONE!
TA:.... kk .. plea2e y-you don't mean that
have you guys played any of the SLENDER games -HetalianXOCshipper
TA: ye2 now go away *tear2 driip down hi2 cheek2*
(hey I fianally got it up!)
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Randoma2k me 2ollux Captor to do anythiing an2wer que2tiion2 , a2k me to do dare2 anythiing , oh and kk ♋wiil be joining me and hopefully ff ♓ or aa ♈ and anyone el2e you want to joiin liike kankrii though ii a2k of you plea2e no
