joannrosas:hey sollux is it true that you have two d***s ? karkat if he says no I dare u to check yourself
CG:I ALREADY KNOW HE HAS TWO, ONE IS HIS IMPECCABLE PERSONALITY NOTE THE F****** SARCASM YOU LITTLE NOOK SNIFFERS
TA: ye2, ye2 ii do
CG: Y-YOUR JOKING
TA: kk diid you ever 2top to thiink why aa, ff, and ampora all wanted to be iin a quadrant ... wiith me?
CG:UH... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TWO THERES TWO OF THEM TWOOOOOO
TA: Calm down
(sober gam): Hey pissblood I heard you were motherfuckin MESSING WITH MY OLD morail I didnt give you ANY PERMISSION TO ,WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
TA: Woah ... uh gamzee *backs up slowly* calm down
CG: GAMZEE WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON, SOLLUX IS FINE WHATS WRONG!
(SOBER GAM):well its just im mad BECAUSE THIS YELLOW BLOODED MOTHERFUCKER thinks HE can mess with my OLD MORAIL
CG: HEY GAMZEE ITS OKAY HE CAN MESS WITH ME ALL HE WANTS ... WERE ... SORTA MATESPRITS NOW
(SOBER GAM) *stomps out with a glare* ILL BE FUCKIN BACK YOULL SEE theyll all motherfuckin see
TA:W-we are?
CG:OH YEAH I KNEW I FORGET TO ASK YOU SOMTHING, MATESPRITS?
TA:s-sure
Tigress2035:Hey sollux,karkat,if you are not busy , I have to ask: What would happen if eridian troll napped feferi and ran away with her? what would you do?
TA:ii'd go after her of cour2e
CG: WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT HIS STUPID FORCED QUADRANTS
TA:becau2e ff ii2 our friiend .... and for 2ome of u2 ex-mate2priit
CG;*rolls eyes* WELL TIGER, THERES YOUR ANSWER I DON'T GIVE ANY F___S AND SOLLUX DOES
Naka_Kun : Hey Hey Hey ... I dare both of you to TP the empress ... whatever she lives in ... as a dare. if you don't do it, Ill lock both of you in a closet with the amporas and BUCKETS
TA: b-but we can't TP ff ...
CG:WHY NOT IT WOULD BE FUN?
TA:2he liive2 underwater the tp would just float on the 2urface of the water ..
CG:BUT BUT AMPORA!?
TA:iim afraiid 2o ...
CA: oh dont be wwell havve lots of fun
CG:IM SIX SWEEPS YOU SICK F____
CA:its funny you think I care howw old you are
TA: let2 ju2t get thii2 over wiith
*they all then step into the closet and rustling is heard as well as voices "ahhh not the face havve mercy" and "F___ YOU AMPORA" as well as "thats wwhat your supposed to be doing" and finally "iin your dreams eriipuke" before they all walk out eridian having a black eye and being roughed up he runs away sollux and karkat having a smug look of satisfaction*
AC: Hey karkittu I brought you a purrresent *leaves the crab Doll in the box before absconding*
CG :*opens box* CRAB ..... CRAB DAD *hides doll in his room*
TA: what wa2 iit
CG:OH NOTHING
homestucklover99: can we ask more than one question?
TA: a2 many a2 you want
CG:YEP SORRY IF WE DIDNT MAKE THAT CLEAR, YOU MAY ASK AS MANY AS YOU WANT , AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT REPEATS AND ARE INTRESTING
TA:there are the rule2 there miight be more added to that later
CG:MR.NUBBLY NUBS WE WILL GET YOUR LAST MINUTE DARE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER
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Randoma2k me 2ollux Captor to do anythiing an2wer que2tiion2 , a2k me to do dare2 anythiing , oh and kk ♋wiil be joining me and hopefully ff ♓ or aa ♈ and anyone el2e you want to joiin liike kankrii though ii a2k of you plea2e no
