CRONUS: hey shorty, can ya tell me howv to score wvith that hot dancsestor a yours? People keep telling me you wvas a lovwe expert or some sh** like that.
CG: FIRST OF ALL MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS. NOT "SHORTY" OR ANY OTHER SHI**Y NICKNAMES YOU HAVE UP YOUR NONEXISTENT SLEEVE. FIRST OF ALL KANKRI IS A PRICK WHY DO YOU WANT HIM OF ALL TROLLS HE IS ALMOST AS BAD AS ME WHEN IT COMES TO RANTING. BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT HIM TO FALL FOR YOU. SLOW YOUR ROLL. TAKE IT VERY SLOW ONLY GO FURTGER WHEN HE LOOKS READY. YOU CAN HOLD HIS HAND WHEN YOU GET HIM TO SMILE AT SOMTHING YOU SAY. WHEN YOU GRAB HIS HAND TELL HIM HE HAS A NICE SMILE. THERE IS YOUR MISSION. VANTAS OUT.
TA: geez brought out the whole rant diidnt ya
CG: I DON'T LIKE AMPORAS
TA: Me either bro, me either
Soul-The-Kitten
9K4Y 29 K4RK4T , 1F 2OLLUX 4LL R34DY H4D 4 M4T32PR1T3 WH4T WOULD YOU DO?
CG:WOW LOTS OF QUESTIONS FOR ME TODAY . WELL -
GC: H3 WOULD PROB4BLY B3 CH4S1NG 4FT3R M3 ST1LL H33 H33 >;]
CG: SHUT THE FU- WAIT YOU KNEW I WAS FLUSHED FOR YOU AND YOU PRETENDED YOU DIDN'T!?
TA: kk iit doe2nt matter now becau2e you have me *he kisses his soft cheek making the mutant blush dark crimson*
CG: NEXT QUESTION PLEASE...
TS: no admin wants to join! (my tag is TechnicallyStudious)
AC:33< of courrse!
CG: NO SHE ISN'T JOINING SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR HER LOST KINDLE. SO SHE CAN READ TWO BOOKS FOR SOMTHING CALLED SCHOOL. BUT SHE WON'T GET SMARTER SHE WILL CONTINUE TO BE THE USELESS LUMP OF SOMEHOW LIVING SUBSTANCE SHE HAS BEEN HER ENTIRE LIFE CYCLE
TS: well thats not very nice *sniffle*
CG: ADMIN WAIT I-
TS:next question
Desert_Snow
Hey:3 I love your lyspe Sollux! Can I get a hug and a happy birthday because my birthday is in one day:3
TS: I updated early just -or your birthday!
TA: iit2 a lii2p and a liiviing hell ! but 2ure come here *he hugs her? but then lifts her? up since he is taller and spins her he then sets her? down* happy wriggling day desert !
CG: YEAH, HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY OR WHATEVER. I AM IN CHARGE OF THE PARTY.
AC:33< ac clawsioustly apurroaches desert and nuzzles against her leg hehe
GC: 1T WOULD HOLD NO JUST1C3 1F 1 D1DNT 4T L34ST G1V3 YOU A WR1GGL1NG D4Y PR3S3NT *hands a scalemate* H1S N4M3 1S D3T3CT1VE BLU4B3RRY F4YGO
TS: I wish more people commented
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Randoma2k me 2ollux Captor to do anythiing an2wer que2tiion2 , a2k me to do dare2 anythiing , oh and kk ♋wiil be joining me and hopefully ff ♓ or aa ♈ and anyone el2e you want to joiin liike kankrii though ii a2k of you plea2e no
