Slytherin Friendships
Ravenclaw/Slytherin
-The most deadly combination
-Seriously, WATCH OUT FOR THEM, THEY'RE THE DREAM TEAM
-These are the people who bring down governments
-And hack extremely secure databases
-For fun
-While drinking vodka
-If a Ravenclaw needs to hide a body they'll call their Slytherin friend
-It might take them a while to warm up to each other, but when they do, they're friends for life
-LOTS of debates.
Gryffindor/Slytherin
-Oh man
-Be careful with these ones
-They make a really good team during physical fights/duels
-"I hate you"
"No you don't, you love me"
-Getting drunk together
-Crazy pranks
-Sometimes they pretend to hate each other even when they're actually friends
-They give each other advice on how to flirt
-Lots of bickering
-"You suck"
"Love you too"
Hufflepuff/Slytherin
-Rare but amazing
-Slythers help Puffs stand up for themselves
-Puffs make Slythers admit it when they're wrong
-Legitimately best friends
-Really lowkey friendship
-They can just sit around eating Chinese food and watching movies without speaking if they need to
-Silent communication
-"I'm having a problem with this person"
"Okay, I'll kill them for you"
"NO"
Slytherin/Slytherin
-They understand each other, even when other people don't get them at all
-They can spend tons of time together and not get sick of each other
-Sometimes they watch shows together and get into VERY PASSIONATE ARGUMENTS about ships/characterization
-They can be a little rude to each other, but they don't take it personally
-If you hurt one of them, the other is coming for you with a cheerful smile and very sharp knives
-Slytherins sometimes try to hide it when they're hurt, but their Slytherin friends see straight through them
-They don't really have to talk in order to comfort each other
-They can just kind of sit there together and it will make them feel a little better
-Lots of devious schemes
-They criticize/veto certain outfits, hairtstyles, and relationship choices for their friend.
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HumorLook it's a long series, who's to know they didn't say these things??? *NOTE* Not all of these are mine, I got most off of tumblr
