SLYTHERIN'S BROWSER HISTORY
-why can't I own a Canadian ?
-How to order off kids menu when you're six feet tall and always look angry?
-can I still be friends with someone if they have no fashion sense at all?
-what to do if a ginger kid bites me?
-dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel
-If I say "I'm a liar" am I lying or telling the truth?
-Why do people assume I want them around when I tell them to leave?
-Why does this kid keep staring at me?
-The weird staring kid said "hi" what do I do?
-They offered to take me home, can I consider this stalking?
-Will I go to jail if I punch my stalker?
-What can be considered self defense?
-How to hide evidence you punched someone
-Can I flee the country to avoid the police?
-How to legally change your name
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Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes #3
HumorLook it's a long series, who's to know they didn't say these things??? *NOTE* Not all of these are mine, I got most off of tumblr
