Snape: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my ankle?
Harry: Yes.
Snape: I was hula-hooping. Dumbledore and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Harry: [whispers] Oh my god...
Snape: I've mastered all the moves – The Pizza Toss, The Tornado, The Scorpion, The Oopsie Doodle.
Harry: Why are you telling me all this?
Snape: [smirks] Because no one will ever believe you.
Harry: You sick, sick son of a bitch.
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Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes #3
ComédieLook it's a long series, who's to know they didn't say these things??? *NOTE* Not all of these are mine, I got most off of tumblr
