I quickly pulled the blinds away, ira standing right next to me ready to swing the baseball bat if need be.
"What was that sound?" Mum called.
"Nothing to worry about Ma, just a cat." I answered.
The window to my room had a big hole in it and cracks like a spider web made of glass. And about 15 feet away stood the culprits peeking through their window , my lovely new neighbors one of them awkwardly holding a bb gun.
2 cats. Ones got a bb gun.
Ira dropped the baseball bat and after an eternity of awkward silence one of them finally spoke.
"Well hello girls." Said The guy with the bb gun with a confident smirk. "Wanna come over?"
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"Excuse me?" I raised an eyebrow.
"He got guts." Ira whispered.
The taller boy gave him a surprised look that said what-the-fvck-are-you-doing and smacked him on the shoulder. "He means he's extremely sorry for his actions and this will not happen again."
"No I'm not. If you didn't move out of the way this wouldn't have happened."
"Yea that's because his aim sucks. I'm Chanyeol by the way and this is the drama queen-"said The taller boy. It was his turn to smirk.
"Beakhyun but you can call me baby or babe. Whatever floats your boat." He said with a smile innocent as ever. "Rip your window. But hey on the bright side it'll make it easier for us to see each other yea? "
Chanyeol rolled his eyes.
"Look boys. I can't really say its nice to meet you." I said jumping into the conversation.
"Burn." Said Ira like a gangster would.
"You know that actually hurt."said Chanyeol dramatically and placed a hand on his chest.
"Not really." Baekhyun replied.
"But I'm Maya and looks like we're neighbors." I said.
"And I'm Ira, I don't live here but that doesn't mean I won't come after you with this baseball if you mess with my bitc-"
I coughed. Oh my god.
"SIster." Ira quickly corrected herself and gave them the I'mwatchingyoulook.
"Yea and babe sorry to disappoint but I'm getting this fixed asap."I continued with the most intimidating look I could muster. About as intimidating as Donald trump."And your gonna pay for it."
After that both ira broke down into a bunch of OHHHHHH's.
"You just got destroyed." Said Chanyeol holding back his laughter.
