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The Cherry (P1)

Characters will be out of character. Because I have no idea on what I am doing anymore. Bye bye maya lol

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Joker walked in with Bruce, the greatest bachelor in Gotham to the gala for the second time. He has been rehabilitated, and is now on house arrest with Brucie (aka Batman) now for months they’re now friends, well best friends at least. Apparently, they’re working on crimes together.

At the Gala, There are turns of heads and eyes staring at the little ol’ clown since Gothamites is still paranoid that they have a murderer standing on the same floor, but since he didn’t do anything ridiculous on the last Gala, and Bruce told them that it was all fine and dandy, they didn’t really mind at all.

‘La-la-lalala’ The clown skips through the dance floor singing in tune, the party’s music is filled with jazz stuff. Which is kinda boring. Maybe he should spice it up, but he promised not to do anything stupid, or y’know. Not killing anyone?

Bruce then talks to a pretty lady, he smirks and laugh with a women dressing pretty at the party.

“Hey there Brucie, Whatcha’ doin?” Joker smiled to him, noticeably a fake smile.

“Oh hey Jay, this is Chercheur D’or or Cherry, she works at a sewing company at France. Cherry, meet Jay my friend”

“I know you! You must be that.. murderer that has been terrorizing Gotham city for years” Cher say as she also tried to fake a smile. The fact that Bruce knew who this woman is, make his skin crawl, what the fuck is she doing here.

“Yeah.. I am that murderer. You must be the prettiest lady I’ve seen.. My god you look beautiful” the green haired man confirmed. His ominous smile seems creepy, whether or not if he is trying to threaten her life, or just want to compliment her.

“Hahah, it’s a nice meeting you, Joker” said Cherry in a nervous tone, while trying to keep herself calm.

Bruce looked at both of them, he sense that something is wrong with both of them. Especially since Cherry reminded Joker’s criminal past “Guys-guys, do you want some beverages? There are still a lot more to come” he played cool.

Joker looked at Bruce “oh, that would be great, my Brucie darling. Do you mind that I get em’ for both of us?” Joker asked to

“Sure man, what do you want, Cher?”

“I’ll just get some champagne” said Cher to both men.

“Alrighty” said Jokes.

Jay walks to the counter filled with champagne glasses

After that he went through some of his tuxedo pockets, he looks around his surrounding making sure that no one, especially Cher and Bruce will see this. Then he pulls out a bottle of cyanide. Why was it there in the first place? I have no idea.

‘Heheheh’ Joker let out a small chuckle, smiling with his sly act 'this is for you my darling’ he mumbles. He didn’t put a lot. But just enough to make a weak women sick.

He then grabbed a glass of whiskey and brought the poisoned champagne to Cher. Now all Joker has to think are his backup plans. What if Cher is suspicious? What if Cher didn’t drink the champagne? What if he got caught? He started to think, maybe he shouldn’t poison Cher, besides, Bruce always switch pairs, but he hasn’t been dating anyone since Joker is around his house. He started maybe, Cher should be given a chance, besides, the last thing Batman wanted Joker from is to stop killing- Then his train of thought stopped as he saw the two.

Cher, dancing with Bruce on the dance floor.

GAH! how fucking DARE they?! Making him miss out this shit. This is unacceptable, his mind enrages, his critical thinking is now blocked with emotions. It doesn’t matter if he doesn’t get anything out of this. He wants her to die.