Batjokes oneshots

The Cafe (1?)

Somewhere in a cafe. Batman and Joker is sitting on a table the Dark Knight is drinking coffee, while the prince is drinking hot chocolate with 2 seats that are empty. The cafe is not too crowded, but not too quiet. The shop's background music is some kind of slow jazz.

"So, if I hang out with you in this cafe, you won't kill anyone at all?"

"Yeah"

"And you forced the other villains to not kill anyone either?"

"Yep" Joker nodded confidently while smiling.

"Well, I guess it is more simpler to talk to you rather than trying to punch you to death"

"Yeah, atleast I won't try to kill you either"

"So.. what's the catch?"

Joker raised one of his eyebrows, looking confused on what the knight said "a catch?"

"Yeah, duh. You always have done that with your tricks"

"Hahaha" Joker fake-laughed on that one"Oh darling, why would I ever have done that?~"

"To kill more people while I'm not noticing that you did and forcing me to hate you and build our relationship even deeper, and also want to see the world burn because that's literally your whole character?" said Batman with the most straight face on the entire earth.

"I.. Yeaaah, that's kind of true, but I swear, this time that there is no catch at all, I'm just out of ideas for crimes lately" Joker smiled innocently as he try to sip a hot choco on his mouth.

Batman is still not sure "oh really?"

"Yeah dude, you could send Robin out for the night if you're so paranoid"

"How did you force the other villains not to commit crime then?"

"I told them not to" either Joker is joking or is telling the truth, either way it is kind of suspicious.

"So enough of the interrogations talk, bats, lets talk about something else! Like best friends, eh buddy ol' pal?"

"Best friends?"

"Yeah! We're BFF's forever!" Joker shoutingly claimed that statement and also raising his both of his arms.