Batjokes oneshots

Ice Cold

Bruce is stuck at the freezing human refrigerator that Mr. Freeze set up for him, it shouldn't have gone this way, he wasn't supposed to get his cover blowned, but then again, he doesn't want Selina to be hurt, even if he is annoyed and feels awkward of her presence of how many times she tried to kiss Bruce several times, she doesn't deserve this.

John.. John was the one who took Harley's laptop, but Bruce took the blame.. No, Bruce deserves this because he wasn't careful. He had a big responsibility, and he blew it. John even tried to defend him by confronting to Harley, but Harley's.. Harley.

Bruce banged the door as he struggle to get outside, it was no use, it was shut tight. The temperature drops down quickly, and the air thickens, it makes Bruces body shiver, fatigued, nothing will save him right now, he closed his eyes, and hold his last deep breath.

...

Bruce, oh god no, oh nonono, his best friend wasn't supposed to get locked up in that freezer, it was supposed to be to be Catwoman! He failed to stand up to Bruce. Oh no.

"Come on now, John, lets get this mission ova' with" Harley said to John with a lustful smirk on her face.

"Uh, Harley, I was thinking for a bit.. that I want to guard Bruce" John requested Harley, harley raised an eyebrow.

"Why's that puddin'? Y'know that I could just get the other men to guard"

"Y'know you're right about Bruce being a rat, I apoligize that I stood up to him, so I want to make sure that he's dead!" Harley puts her index finger on her chin, thinking about it.

"B'sides catwoman could kick that machine any minute"

With some time thinking Harley noded "mm, alright, but.." a pause "Don't. fail me," she clenched her teeth with, followed a deep dark stare. John gulped, but he raised his thumbs. "Alrighty John!" then Harley walked out the subway. Along with Bane, Freeze and the others.

John let out a deep breath, relieved to not be suspected.. Wait. Bruce.

John turned to the freezing box only to see the window has been covered in ice, Oh no, hopefully he remembers how to unlock the freezer.

And thankfully he does, with the sounds of beeping, the door opened, only an unconscious freezing Bruce has been found. He then pulled Bruce's big body, as he tried carrying it from the shoulder, it was bigger than John, and Bruce's skin is chilling, but anything for him. He might get hypothermia.

John huffed his way back indoors, John's tiny house, He should try to contact emergency but, in a place like this could blow Harley's cover. So he put Bruce on John's bed. John covered Bruce with many blankets as he could try to find over him.

John held Bruce's cold and shivering hands, searching for a pulse.

There wasn't any pulse.

It made him anxious and question if Bruce is alive "Bruce?.. Buddy?" he found himself desperate, his heart is racing it might be life or death. he doesn't want his most important person to be dead by now! It's only been a week and Bruce has already sacrificed himself for.. John. John took the laptop, but Bruce took the blame.

But why didn't John do the same for Bruce? Bruce was there everytime for him, from the funeral, to the car, to the cafe, and what did Bruce get? John lied to Bruce and brings the laptop to Batman, and a cold ice death..