Anime Oneshots

Katsuki Bakugo (Boku no Hero Academia)

"Tsuyu," Eijiro leaned on his elbows while looking around. Little froppy looked at him questioningly. "Is Y/n girl or boy?"

".....ribbit," Tsuyu had no idea. Y/n wore the boys' uniform in school for some days, but other days had girls' one on. So no help there. And don't even get me talking on PE tracksuit. The most unisex thing since.....ever! "Girl?" Maybe, you did wear makeup often, and painted your nails. But what does that say, just that you liked eyeliner. And you rocked it.

"What are you talking about?" Deku had noticed Eijiro staring at Y/n in last class and now when the horned hero was talking to Iida about something. Probably music. I bet my bananas that Iida listens to Fall Out Boy. And sings along. Loudly.

"Deku, you're Y/n's childhood friend, right?" Tsuyu ribbited again and cruched even more down on the table she was sitting on. "Is Y/n girl or boy?" She asked when Deku nodded.

"...eh?" What the beagle? Some childhood friend he is. Doesn't even know the gender of his friend. Psshhh. Good job, Dekkun. "I don't...really know.." he thought about it. He had never thought about it. Why would it really matter anyways?

"Why don't you ask from Y/n?" He suggested something outrageous. How? But that would take the all fun out of guessing. But then again, maybe Y/n is one of those people who gets annoyed when they are referred to with wrong pronouns.

"Y/n," Eijiro called to you with a big grin plastered on his face. He really hated it when some sort of mystery started to bug him and he couldn't solve it.

"Yeah?" You looked over your shoulder to see who was calling. You had rather long hair that was falling on your face, even when you combed them in a way when it was tucked behind your horns.

"Come over here."

"What is it?" Iida followed you back there, interested in what Eijiro had to say. Nosy class prez. But as they say, curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back.

"Are you guy or a girl?" Eijiro was staring you straight in the eye so seriously it made you laugh.

"I'm a hero," maybe that meant you were a guy. Girls are often called heroines. But wait, not always. Momo calls herself hero. Why does there even need to be two words for exactly the same thing, just because one is female and other is male?

"Yeah but what is your gender?"

"Justice!" you pumped your fist up in the air in 'The Breakfast Club' style. Nice. Very anime.

"I get it," said Eijiro, who was getting little frustrated by now. Tsuyu was having the time of her life because she thought it was fun how you managed to answer the question without actually answering it. "But what's between your legs?"

"Man that's a little intimate, doncha think?" You cocked an eyebrow with a little sigh. "Well, usually Katsu-chan."

Utter silence around you for about three seconds before Tsuyu snorribbited and ruined the moment by almost falling over with laughter. That is one heck of a way to tell others you are dating. Someone please try it in real life and tell me how it went.

You felt someone's hand on your shoulder and before you managed to even be surprised you were dragged away by very red Katsuki. Sorry, that guy is just so innocent in some ways, it's fun.

"Hey Katsu-chan," you protested, trying to dig your heels in the ground but it did not work and do you wanna guess why it didn't work? Because UA floors are mainly tiles. Perfectly cleaned tiles so when you slip you fall over and probably knock out a teeth or two.

"Shuddup," come on, it's fun. Even his ears and neck were red from embarrasement. That's exactly the sort of reaction for what you said that last thing. That and also Tsuyus reaction. That girl is one living meme. I could spend whole day staring at her face and reactions.

"Oh come on, you know I was just joking," he finally stopped going on at almost empty hallway and let go of your hand. Which he had almost dislocated by the way. You may look like a demon but that doesn't mean you are immortal like one. Even with blackout curtains down. "Katsu-chan?"

You immediately noticed two things. First, you were the one backed against the wall while he was blocking your way out. And since your brain was one third shoujo manga, one third hero and one third pizza, you instantly got three very mixed signals from it. One of them told you to kiss him, one told you to knee him in the balls and make a run for it, one was saying that he smelled nice. You chose the middle ground and so did nothing at the moment. Good choice, I'm proud of you.

"I'm not going to say I'm sorry," you crossed your arms when you noticed little sparks going off around his hands. He quickly pressed his hands into fists tried to control it so he wouldn't go off again.

"Why?" He groaned and leaned his head against the wall, just above your shoulder. You were only few centimeters shorter than him so he got to do that and still be near you.

"Because that's not their fucking business," you said calmly and reached down to take his hands. He flinched away at first because really, he didn't like it when he accidentally burned it. You didn't like it very much either.

"Does it matter to you which one I am?" You were lacing your fingers between his and raised one of them to look at it. You had painted your nails perfectly red yesterday but now the paint was coming off already. What a drag. "I mean, if it does..."

"No, you are Y/n," you looked aside and pecked Katsu's cheek so he bolted up right away. Yup, that boy is setting a new standard for blushing. "What was that?"

"Affection," you added a grinning wink. Oh boy, that was fun. Why watch comedies when you have a live show around you every day?

"Disgusting," Katsu had his usual grumpy face on by now so you just rolled your eyes and tried to leave. Tried is the key word. When you looked back to see why he was still holding you back, he was staring at the ground. Shame, he had such pretty eyes.

"Can you do that again?" Adorable jackass. You really hoped he wouldn't show that side to anyone else. That part was all yours. Your precious.