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Hey everyone! I know it's been a long time and I hope you haven't all given up on me. I just needed a break from writing this but don't worry because I have been keeping notes. I am now 19 and my parents have gotten "funnier" with time, or at least you'll all think so. Without further ado, here is More Sh*t My Parents Say, the continued version.

Mom and I were talking when I said, "Animals are like kids, they know when you don't like them."

Mom scoffed and said, "Kids can't tell when you don't like them."

"Yeah, they can, they stay away from people like that."

She turned to me, smiling, and said, "If that were true, you wouldn't be bugging me."

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