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6.

Funniest:

PATIENT:Doctor I Keep thinking i am the moon!
DOCTOR:I cant see you now, come tonight..

submitted by jeffrey

Some years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope. Please, don't let Kevin Bacon die!

I’m in a love triangle with me, myself and I.

Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A: Because his wife died. 

That awkward moment when someone knows you, but you don’t know them.

Once a woman invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?" she said.
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear mommy say," the woman answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?".

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